I was just walking around at fordfair and came across his car bass monster full of speakers stereos and tvs,psp, and wires ,after having a chat with him you could tell he realy loved that car lol.

 

The one with all the shite stuck on it?

 

that was the one lol i thought he had done it for a laugh,i said to him thats a bit diffrent and when he replied about how good the bass was i new he wasnt joking by the way he chatted about the car

 

Haha the bass escort
it was there last year, it really Is sooo shit.
I was standing there with all my mates we were all taking photos cos we were in stiches over it, then some other lad asked if what the system sounded like,
So.... He turned it on and it sounded even worse than it looked !
He should have called it the treble escort

 

i think i might of been that other lad lol

 

Thought it was done for a giggle....oops!!

The mondeo behind it was very load tho, doors and sunroof opening under the bass

 

Isnt it always there ar ford fair.

 

Is it worse/beter than the mk1 Orion ghia with the matching half Orion trailer?that's a crime against taste that!

 

Now that was class made with a glass and a half of pure chav

 

I'd say it is worse. The Escort looks like a child was let modify it. We made a point of walking past it quickly it's that bad. If you stood near it long enough you'd probably come away covered in fucking stickers.

 

Pretty sure its been doing the rounds for a few years now . Im sure i saw it at classic ford 09

 

Had a look at it and it was rammed with everything under the sun but sounded awful and had less bass in it than my runabout (which as i'm on a bicycle at the mo is my MP3 player). He loves it and seems to get a lot out of doing it so let him crack on I reckon.

 

Best in the show me for

 

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

we walked by this had to look twice the bloke had a fucking grin ear to ear, i think he lip read me though as i told my mate it was shite

 

I can't keep my eyes off it! For the wrong reasons!!

 

Reading the first few posts i had visions of a proper install just shit quality, literally looks like he's wired everything together on the driveway then just threw it all in! AMAZING!

 

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Good job it's got a K&N on there, thing wouldn't move otherwise


Ginger



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he would have doubled the engine horse power as well if he'd done the valve clearances lol

 

What a fucktard of an escort , surely thats gotta be a laugh ????? No one could think thats good . I'ts like he ramraided Halfords and that was the end result

 

What I could not understand, was things like that should not be allowed to enter the concourse competition/section at all. It may be done for a joke, but regardless - it was shit beyond belief and wasn't even fit to park on the grass on the way in, let alone be in the concourse part. 90% of the show cars were so much better!

 

Hahaha... Shocking !

 

Yeah I thought that, she was struggling a bit to tickover and run but I bet that lump was struggling to turn the alternator with all that shit drawing current from it !!

 

the car isn't built as a joke he has been modding it for years and really does think it's nice!!

seen it at FF for years developing (if thats the right word lol) same with the orion..

steve

 

The Escrot - What the eyes have seen, cannot be unseen! lmao

That Orion is a show regular, owned and driven by an old man. He's fitted a truck reversing sound signal thing too! beep, beep, beep, beep!!!

cheeRS

 

yeah i seen the orion to as i was going home were do people get theses ideas from

 

Anyone seen that mk4 escort rattlebox estate, metallic red with loads of chrome? owned by a pensioner... hilarous!

 

What the fuck It looks like halfords threw up in it

 

Last year we we're stood at the front looking at the engine and the guy was at the back messing in the boot.
These two guys next to us changed all his plug leads around.
now im not condoning messing with someones pride and joy but I would of liked to of seen his face when he tried to start it.

 

Theres an light brow missing

that really is awful. What must go through these peoples minds to look out of the window in a morning and think 'that looks mint.' is totally beyond me

 

Ang on a minute. That escort was in the Concourse section??????.
I know it's owner loves it but surely it a windup.
Saw it there last year without realising it was in the concourse lol.
I nearly vomed.

Laughin at the guys who changed the plug leads round lol.

 

I saw the Orion but how did I miss those gems!!! Hahahaha

 

That belongs to a old fella called Alan, he loves the car to death and can talk for England lol

Steve

 

That orion has been around for at least 15 years
I remember seeing it at ford fair when I was 17 lol

 

i've seen that at previous shows and thought it was quite good - obviously a lot of work gone into it

 

That Orion is a bit of a staple of the shows now, I think people would notice if it wasn't there!

It's got quite a lot of "bolt-on" stuff (tat) that I wouldn't ever do, and some interesting colour schemes, but the trailer is well done, it's a bit of a laugh, and I don't mind it being parked a few cars down from mine

That escort however.... dear god

 

Hahahaha quality!!!!!

 

I think not even a halfords store could come up with that