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Old Dec 18, 2010 | 11:30 PM
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Stole from another forum but spot whats wrong

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Old Dec 18, 2010 | 11:32 PM
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pmsl chains on the front
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Old Dec 18, 2010 | 11:37 PM
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wtf some people really don't have a clue about cars!
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Old Dec 18, 2010 | 11:38 PM
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Old Dec 18, 2010 | 11:43 PM
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I know there on the wrong end of the car lol but they aren't legal in Britan are they?
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Old Dec 18, 2010 | 11:54 PM
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I know there on the wrong end of the car lol but they aren't legal in Britan are they?
Yeah there legal, cant do over 20 with them though, make a hell of a noise too.
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Old Dec 18, 2010 | 11:54 PM
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how the fuck some people manage to dress themselves in the morning astounds me theres so may thick shits around these days

i think i would have to nock on the door and start a friendly conversation asking where they got them from and then turn it round in their face!!
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 12:11 AM
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 01:15 AM
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 03:15 AM
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reg almost spells slow down as well lol
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 07:24 AM
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I think you will find that the raw power of that 116i has sent them flying into outer space.

Seriously though, the number of people who have asked me if my 1er is rwd and then where suprised when I answered yes is astonishing.
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 07:34 AM
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Cocks!!!bmws have to be one of the worst cars ever in the snow as well.their littered around my estate at various angles where they've failed to cope with the conditions.doesn't help the majority of newer ones are driven by fucktards!!!
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 08:05 AM
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100kg of coal in the boot of mine and I have only been stuck once here in the Northeast, where we have had real snow, not southern snow!
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100kg of coal in the boot of mine and I have only been stuck once here in the Northeast, where we have had real snow, not southern snow!
Good idea that!!it's not the cars really more the fucktards that drive the newer ones.honestly must have seen 7/8 abandoned on my estate,all 57 plate and newer.

My old tranny never got stuck in the snow once in all the time I drove it,it's just people have no idea.
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fpmsl.. silly fookers.
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by vaughant
Good idea that!!it's not the cars really more the fucktards that drive the newer ones.honestly must have seen 7/8 abandoned on my estate,all 57 plate and newer.

My old tranny never got stuck in the snow once in all the time I drove it,it's just people have no idea.

Another vote for the fucktards.

And, it's the tyres as well, all weather means all weather except snow /ice.


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10psi in the tyres and a load of weight in the back of mine and it has been fine, the trip down the m40/42/m5 yesterday was interesting though.
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Maybe he read BM08's fwd 318 thread?

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Originally Posted by Rich170
Maybe he read BM08's fwd 318 thread?

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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 10:33 AM
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 10:37 AM
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if some people had gun powder for brains, they would have enough to blow there fucking nose
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Rich170
Maybe he read BM08's fwd 318 thread?

I was wondering when he'd be mentioned on this
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Snow chains knacker the tyres too.
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Originally Posted by Rich170
Maybe he read BM08's fwd 318 thread?

Ive never heard of this thread.
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Glenn.
Ive never heard of this thread.
you don't need to have read it, i'm sure you will have figured it out by now
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 11:22 AM
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I can't get the link to work, but there is a clip on liveleak just added where a lady with a 1 series leaves her car in gear and gets out and pushes it, only for it to drive into the house of the recording it!
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by tabetha
I can't get the link to work, but there is a clip on liveleak just added where a lady with a 1 series leaves her car in gear and gets out and pushes it, only for it to drive into the house of the recording it!
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This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNin7...layer_embedded
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Have to agree with some of the comments on YouTube,what a spineless cunt not helping her out,it's not like she wasn't trying to get it moved!!!

Complaining then that their house was going to fall down.what,from a 5mph impact in a smallish car?what do they live in,a two storey fucking tent?
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Originally Posted by vaughant
Have to agree with some of the comments on YouTube,what a spineless cunt not helping her out,it's not like she wasn't trying to get it moved!!!

Complaining then that their house was going to fall down.what,from a 5mph impact in a smallish car?what do they live in,a two storey fucking tent?
Agreed.
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Just seen this on another site what a muppet


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must be a bmw thing lol

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Originally Posted by CaftDunt
She'd get it...
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Old Dec 19, 2010 | 02:47 PM
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that vid is brilliant!! lol what a daft bint
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Originally Posted by DazC
She'd get it...


and they wonder why we all think women drivers are thick cunts
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I know there on the wrong end but Maybe they can get power fine but cant turn that well ?
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Must say was out in my mrs' impreza earlier (which is superb) and saw a few bm's struggling, saw a 1 series trying to leave their house and going nowhere.

Mind you my rwd transit is useless and it's loaded up, I've got some bridgestones on that are pretty much smooth with 4 grooves round the the tyre and nothing across, absolutely zero forward propulsion yesterday. Although I did make it back 15 miles only to get stuck at the last hill but got towed up by someone. Not looking forward to going out tomorrow am as there's a hill either end of my estate to negotiate, last time I had to stop to let a bus come down and lost momentum.

Mine and the mrs imprezas are great though, mrs doesn't bat an eyelid to going out however bad it is.

My mate has an old c class merc and has just bought an impreza because he's sick of wintering in it. I was at his house yesterday when the snow fell and he lives miles down a single track lane, was fun getting home in my transit.
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