And the amount of times I want to say "that's because you are holding upside down you thick motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!" is unreal

Th stupid cunts always write on thr wall with the pen nib pointing upwards and so it's obviously going to stop working when your name is several hundred letters long and you not only decide to sing you also decide to print it in full underneath

Fucking thick as shit fuckwits never learn as some of them tell me that my pen still isn't working

Cunts.

 

Supercalafradgalisticexpialidocious

 

And we thought the starving kids had problems....

 

dojjwankshedgehogs

 

not my pens at work,,,, they also write in the wet too

maybe you should upgrade from the pikey "bics'"

 

Buy a bic biro

Back in the 90's when i had a door to door delivery job it was always......

'what's that?' How the fuck do I know its a box with your name on it

'is it a bomb?' especially when I was round edgware/stanmore

'thanks for coming all this way just for me' wake up you idiot I've got another 90 odd deliveries still in the van

'why do i have to sign for it? can't you just leave it on the door step?' no I can't leave it on the doorstep dummy it will get stolen and probably your house will get burgled too

'why don't I get my post anymore?' what the fuck am I? a mind reader


Luciano

 

jog on dojj

 

What annoys me most of all is the ones who say they want to check everything's all present and correct in the box before signing! Like FUCK I'm gonna wait, you're signing to say you've received it and nothing more.

 

yes but if its damaged some companies use the signature as a sign of acceptance

 

"dojjanory"

 

I have been told that before, and in those cases I just scrawl 'unchecked' across the screen and make 'em sign!

 

some companies insist you inspect the product on delivery BERFORE signing for or your warrenty is voided!!!

for instance we've recently bought a rotavator and chain saw from 2 different companies who insisted on this but did say if you cant inspect before signing then make a note "not inspected" when you sing for it.

i've now started to do that anyway to help cover myself

 

I know mate, and you often get stickers on the packages saying for it to be inspected before signing. But what these people don't realise is you've a van full of packages to deliver, and you literally don't have enough hours in the day to let people inspect stuff. We've always been told that they are signing to say they've received it and nothing more.

 

true, hence i immediately say i need to sign for it not inspected. delivery driver is always fine with it as only takes 2 secs more so keeps everyone happy

 

Most people say it's a mobile phone because only the recipent can sign for it in our case, but then you get them that take he piss and ask for you to hang o. While they get there or won't be home for another hour or anyonecan sign for it I. The office but the dumb bitch at reception wants you to take it to the post room because "we don't conduct personal business at the office"

But when the bloke opens the door and says "what is it?" I normally say "how do I know?you're the one who ordered it"

 

"Don't fucking read the thead MongJerst, if you don't like his threads".

Benni.

 

Why do people keep writing sing instead of sign!?

 

You just made me read all the way through that and I never spotted one!!!!

 

*fucking mongs*

 

Really...who cares?