Buy a bic biro

Back in the 90's when i had a door to door delivery job it was always......

'what's that?' How the fuck do I know its a box with your name on it

'is it a bomb?' especially when I was round edgware/stanmore

'thanks for coming all this way just for me' wake up you idiot I've got another 90 odd deliveries still in the van

'why do i have to sign for it? can't you just leave it on the door step?' no I can't leave it on the doorstep dummy it will get stolen and probably your house will get burgled too

'why don't I get my post anymore?' what the fuck am I? a mind reader


Luciano