After watching paranormal activity where the girls freaks out about the chap wanting to use an ouija board it got me thinking!

Have you ever used one? Would you?

I dont think i would dare to after hearing some horror stories about them, although the stories come from friends of friends of friends so not sure if to believe them or not...

 

nope would never do one

 

sod that shit aswell!!!

 

Had a go at school...it was bollocks TBH. The lad who's house we used to do it at was a fucking loon anyway so never took any of it serious and we never had anything bizarre happen. Every time I had a go on it our "spirit" would write things like testicles and minge lol

 

 

all a load of pish

 

No way , dont fuck about with things we aint got a clue about!

My brother inlaw is a fireman and we all know that there a close knit team and he told me about the lads doing one at night in the station and how they all nearly shit themselves when the glass moved , and hes a 18 stone , muscle bound lad and nothing bothers him but he said he never went to sleep again in the station lol

 

lol fuck that i aint into shit like that haha

 

If you believe that sort of thing, the state should remove your ability to have children as a matter of general principle.

 

There's fuck all to them...it's all down to the subconscious of those using it. You've got as much chances of communicating with the afterlife using a magic 8 ball

 

I knew this was gonna be a thread from Jessica.

From personal experience. DON'T EVER DO IT.

When i use to hang around with a certain group of friends, we decided it would be a good idea. 3am and the glass moved spelling 'Leave' before the light bulb exploded. So NO, don't touch it.

 

Try it. But you have to get it spot on otherwise it won't work. All details need to be exact before you can get any answers.

 

It's all bollocks!

 

its bollocks,i did one a few years ago when i was high as fuck,it was gay.

 

I'd like to do one tbh...

 

Just for the record

Here's Metallica's Kirk Hammett with his Ouija Board Guitar

 

Ouija Board works in a Bizarre way. You can't just follow the rules and expect it to work. Needs a lot of time. Trying it once won't work. The problem with it is, is that its the wrong way to contact deceased people. Which is why when it does work, your most likely going to get a threatening message before something breaks.

 

i used to have a real ouija board from the 60s think it was actually made by waddingtons if i remember right, never used it though
think its still at my nans house somewere

 

i belive they work, my mums told me some stories about when she and her mates used to do it when they where younger, would never to it myself though

 

They do work. Its just people don't understand how they work. hence not working when they try it.

 

i used 1 once,i thought it was a load of crap what was being said,but in the following 2 weeks a gas fire in my bedroom was strangely on along with my electric blanket when i came in from being out,i was sure i had turned them off before going out (was a really cold house),happened 3 times and after the 1st time i was very careful to make sure it was off.1 morning me and 2 friends were in the house and i demonstrated to them how to turn it off and how to light it,we went out together and locked my house door,came back together an hour later and the fire was on,nobody else apart from me and my mum had a key and she worked 11 miles away and wouldnt have came back and lit my fire then left.thats my experience,nothing happened after that ill add!!

 

i did years ago and it was fuking mental spelt out guys name steve then spelt gun then careful then glass exploded anyway next day where i worked a guy we new called guss who walked in and started to fire of a semi automatic bit of a gun nut but scared the shit out of me never forget the sound of that thing going off so full of shit i think not

 

Once you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone. Most cases they get nasty and will destroy things.

 

It intrigues me cos I sort of half believe in a lot of afterlife stuff, I don't think here and now is the only dimension on earth, I think there's lot of parallels. But I would be shit feart to sit down at one.


Not trying to sound funny here, what is the right way to contact the dead? Genuinely wondering what you know that you can share.

 

hahahahaha


Jesus wept are you plain fucking mental?

ZERO respect for any cunt who thinks this shit is real. WTF!!!!

 

legend

im still undecided... not on if i would ever do one cos im too chicken to even consider it but if anything would actually happen

 

Fuck that for a game of soldiers, i watched paranormal activity and the bit where she gets dragged out of bed freaked me out !!!

Would never do a ouija board

 

those things are just bad news...dont fuck around with stuff like that

 

i agree,fuck me im howling here,what a load of complete bollocks

 

There isn't a way. Your just fucking with people who need to Rest in Peace.

However, if you want to try something try EVP. Setup a tape recorder and a sound (static, Running water) in the background so the sound is set to one frequency (this make any voice recorded easy to be found). Ask your questions and leave it.

Your going to need a audio program so something like 'Audacity' will work perfect. Record the sounds onto the hard drive and inspect the audio. Any change in Audio Waves mean s you have something. You may need to enhance it to hear it. Obviously needs to be done where someone has died etc. Doesn't need to be haunted.

 

Iv witnessed one being done, my mrs done it with some of our friends i wouldnt do it though but i can honestly say they wasnt taking the piss becuse one of the girls does it regular to speak to her little brother who died when he was under 5 years of age and you could just tell the way that glass moved around they wasnt messing about - it also at one point flew off the table and smashed into the wall!!!

wouldnt mess about with them things personally.

 

Try it and see what happens. Then you can accuse me of being Mental. But you need to do it a good few times before you get a result. And if you do go ahead, be prepared for something to break after you get a answer.

Something will break. When it breaks, whatever or whoever you contacted will leave. If nothing breaks then be prepared to come home and the fire is lit

 

Biggest ruck of bollocks I've ever heard, as above really, done a few when we were younger high as fuck, ruck of shite.

This is like a thread out of womans own or something, contacting the dead, do me a favour.

 

i used to have a genuine ouija board when it was available as a "board game" back in the 70's, dont know why buy i kept hold of it for some reason or another and when the mrs found out what i had she made me get rid of it (as she's into all that shit and recons they are BAD)
Thats all

 

You got any idea how fucking mental in the head you sound. I'd commit you if i was a doctor.

Fucking nuts.

 

just watching a bit of QI and it was a question on there. "ouija board" was a game invented by "parker" boardgames.
It was always a board game. It just became unpopular as a game after the 1972 film "the exorsist" because people got wigged out by the idea of ghost and possesion etc.

lol thats brilliant. Its all just a board game

 

Peoples overactive imagination due to Hollywood and to clinch on the hope thwere is life after death. Although even if there is life after death and someone pisses me off through a ouiji board, I can think of better ways to tell them to fuck off than turning on there electric blanket and blowing up a light bulb

 

Ok Then

Go Try It

 

I am sure it won't work everywhere..... but no way would I ever say there wasn't anything in it.

For the people that do...... does it scare you so much?

 

Thats what people don't understand. It doesn't always work the first time and it doesn't always work in any location.

Infact, i know a lot of old folks that i grew up around telling stories of their experience with it. Some don't even say.