just got back from work at 8.30, pissed off and fed up as per and my mate Hasan (350bhp MR2 ) rings me and says he's going out for a piss up, wanna go. I was like I'm a bit skint being xmas and all. his reply was you will only need £20.

So curious he came and got me and off we went into deepest darkest Ilford (if you aint used to chavs, dont go, place should have a health warning )

So him myself and this fit chick amanda went into this club called "Shanons" name says it all.

but fuck me, £15 on the door and you dont have to pay for drink all night!!!!!!!

ok so the carpet was so sticky it was like walking through a swamp, but I could overlook that.

And damn... it was a hoasis bruv!

The problem was they were all about 15 and would have been too easy to pull even ME! of all people had four of em giving me looks as a walked in the door

Would have been





good night thou... going tomorrow to get tanked

 

mr chava luva

she call me mr chavtastic

 

 

Just get the ride christsake man

 

dude I would get locked up

 

And your point is??

 

tonight maybe if you stop being a pussy

 

but 15!!!!!

One got well pissed off cus I wan't interested and she moved on to the bloke next to me shalg!

 

Just use protection, like not giving them your real name or number

Of course the worrying thing is most birds going out get dressed up and look older, so if they were looking like 15, they were probably only 12 really

 

Nice to know shes not fussy then

Thats some great pics above

 

shannon's in seven kings ilford?

if so you would have been better to go upstairs into berties,grab a granny,but i'd say about 75 to 80% are between 25 and 35 ,but then you may not have got in as its members only up there.fook me i reckon i have been threw nearly every bird up there one time or another

 

It worries me you know where it is

 

tbh i have always hated shannons,and if i ever landed up in there is was a last resort
but berties upstairs i went for years
its only like 5 mins down the road from me

 

ahhh, comming out tonight then pops

 

i will be in BARKING tonight ( what a shithole that area is )with my buddy wapster

 

Oh god barking is even worse than Seven Kings

 

yep,what with my mouth,i can see it kicking off

 

Ilford mate something is always kicking off