just got back from work at 8.30, pissed off and fed up as per and my mate Hasan (350bhp MR2 ) rings me and says he's going out for a piss up, wanna go. I was like I'm a bit skint being xmas and all. his reply was you will only need £20.

So curious he came and got me and off we went into deepest darkest Ilford (if you aint used to chavs, dont go, place should have a health warning )

So him myself and this fit chick amanda went into this club called "Shanons" name says it all.

but fuck me, £15 on the door and you dont have to pay for drink all night!!!!!!!

ok so the carpet was so sticky it was like walking through a swamp, but I could overlook that.

And damn... it was a hoasis bruv!

The problem was they were all about 15 and would have been too easy to pull even ME! of all people had four of em giving me looks as a walked in the door

Would have been





good night thou... going tomorrow to get tanked