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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 07:01 AM
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her new book appears to revolve around a women going through a divorce wonder who she has based that on
what a shocker that she is getting divorced , I'd never have thought her marriage wouldn't last
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 09:54 AM
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Well that will boost her Ł31 million fortune a bit more
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:01 AM
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31 million?
Wow, I'd love to be her next ex husband!
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:02 AM
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31 million?
Wow, I'd love to be her next ex husband!
Yep sure I heard it on a programme,and I think Pete has not asked for a penny
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:05 AM
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She is a total fuking cow i watched that stateside thing one night proper high maintinance needs a good boot in the fanny
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:06 AM
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forgot to ad still shag her tho
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by carlo
She is a total fuking cow i watched that stateside thing one night proper high maintinance needs a good boot in the fanny


Yes with some dirty rigger boots
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:17 AM
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Mate she would well get it but she is pure poison. I've never heard anything good come outa that mouth.
Yeah mate size 14 steel toe rigger boots with a 24 stone rugby player behind em
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:22 AM
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As much as she is a pain in the ass, she still does a lot of work for charity and raises the profile of her son's illness.

But yes agree, she is very high maintainence
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:50 AM
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She was much nicer looking before all that stupid plastic surgery as well.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 11:36 AM
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As a person, she mings.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 12:08 PM
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she can be nice when she makes the effort, but then she tends not to and comes across as a bit of a mad bitch
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 02:49 PM
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My dart board has had less pricks than Jordan.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 04:20 PM
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She's been cocked more times than Davy Crockett's rifle,
But I would still have a bash, even if it only landed me a Ł4k kiss and tell in the News of the World
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 04:22 PM
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If she had a quid for every bloke she sucked off, she'd have 31 million in the bank, oh wait, she has
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 04:35 PM
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The bird made me watch her Peirs Morgan interview (honest she did) thing is i found myself siding with her Heard her on radio saying she thought no one would turn upto her book launch!
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 04:45 PM
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Whinging high maintenance plastic TROUT.



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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:11 PM
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she comes across as a bitter twisted bunny boiling plastic freak. i could be wrong though as i dont know her personally .
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:14 PM
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Fair play to her is what i say....if i couldve made money by getting my tits out i wouldve!
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Maria.
Fair play to her is what i say....if i couldve made money by getting my tits out i wouldve!
I'll give you a fiver? You never said how much money.

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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Maria.
Fair play to her is what i say....if i couldve made money by getting my tits out i wouldve!
I can see someone organising a whipround next!
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:33 PM
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Me too, but the world don't like moobs!
Go on maria you still can get em out for the lads
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:38 PM
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If every PF regular gives you Ł2 I think we could all be on to a winner.

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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:39 PM
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PMSL! Ł31 million to go lads!

I tell yawhat, ill cut ya some slack.... make it Ł30 million!
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
If she had a quid for every bloke she sucked off, she'd have 31 million in the bank, oh wait, she has
nearly spat my drink all over the computer screen when i read that lol
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:52 PM
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Well if every single registered member chips in, it would be just over Ł627 each.

Hmm
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:53 PM
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 06:37 PM
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they better be worth it maria
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 07:41 PM
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Carved herself a good career and made alot of money.

She is a moaning bint, having watched her 'sex tape' it was as boring as they come and the old slag bag routine would get on my wick.

Don't think you can claim she is a slapper, her cock accomplishments have been through the press and there aint that many, and she openly pointed out that there aren't many kiss and tell stories throughout her career.

She would do my head in to be fair, but she has been very clever with her career. Turned the public perception of her before, and no doubt will do it again.

Think pete wanted out to try and get from under her shadow and get his career off the ground. She did nagg like a f*cker though at him.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 07:44 PM
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she is a tart and should be ashamed of herself. Shes gone against the so called grain of her being a family women,

Ive never really been into the pete/kate thing but my missus is. From what ive seen its him thats took all the crap whilst she has pleased herself in more ways than one
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike C
Well if every single registered member chips in, it would be just over Ł627 each.

Hmm
I'll have to pull out I'm afraid. I'm a bit short... The_Sludge, I'll happily live in shame for her money.

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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:35 PM
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shes clever at moulding her career to get money and attention to satisfy her ASW needs.

But shes quite clearly psychologically damaged in a big way!!

cue the ASW mental breakdown for TV then in a few years she'll have a real one when she realises shes lonely and money cant buy her love. Thats if shes not too mentally damaged to want love.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 11:07 PM
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No matter what anyone says I know she can't drive for shit They used to live in Ockley, Surrey and one day she was down Leatherhead High Street. At the bottom of the High Street she turned towards a private car park at the back of a building (Had closed gates) instead of following the road Caused a bit of traffic as she had to reverse and correct her fuck up.

Since I found out they lived up the road I kept looking in the background of their programme to see if I knew where they were (Yes, its sad )

Pete brought his Ferrari from Romans International down the A217 in Sutton (They had 2 Bugatti Veyrons last time I drove past). Bit of useless info for ya
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