Hi,

just wanted to say "au revoir" to all my mates on here before I leave for France this Friday. I'll be working there for 6-months as part of my degree.

Hope you all have a good summer, and i'll catch up with you in the New Year.

Cheers,

Agar

 

m8 all you need to know is,je voudrais un biere sil vous plait

 

Good luck fella, hope they have a better summer than us!

 

Fuck off

Sorry my french is bad

Have fun hope it goes good

 

That should be "je voudraid un grande biere sil vous plait"

Summer weather there should be around 28-30 degrees C, bit of a change from Glasgow anyway

 

Good luck down there mate, sure you'll have a good time.

Ricky Gervais says you dont need to speak French... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWaeBTgsbdw




Cheers,
Grant

 

m8 if you order a grande biere in france ur instantly looked at funny as they drink halfs and us english are renowned drinkers

 

aw the best mate,see you when you get back,hope you get baw deep a good few times,bout time you lost your virginity,we we we

 

Haha - yeah ive been told to savour my drink, and not tan it Might take a bit of getting used to.....

 

Lol @ baw deep , I wonder if they are familiar with that term over there. As for the virginity, mate ive been going out with my mrs for 4 years now - i know all the tricks

 

Just don't do what Stevie did when he went to France and ask for 'le grand boabie'

 

give our regards to Petrucci on his boat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

 

I LOL'd there


Mange tout, mange tout

 

I think he's secretly jealous. Stevie if your reading this, don't worry i'll be leaving all the male ass for you

 

Do they not have the Internet in France?

I know they don't have deodorant....





(JOKE! before I get another thingy for being racist!)

 

Yeah they do Porkie! Although im not sure yet how reliable it'll be.

 

If its anything like the rest of france am sure it will be on stike half the year , only joking. All the best mate

 

rome has fallen folks...i actually laughed at one of stoo's jokes

 

Well I though I better give you guys an update,

after spending around a month or so out in Grenoble I've had to return home due to personal reasons Its a real shame as I was enjoying being out there, and the work was really interesting. The French people were surprisingly very nice once they found out that I wasn't English - lol! Im kind of gutted to be back, but I guess it could be worse.

On the upside though, I've managed to secure another placement in Glasgow, so i'll be home from now on.

Cheers,

Agar

 

couldnt your bum hole take the punishment anymorewelcome back tho

 

Missing Stevie isn't a valid excuse to return in my book! He hasn't changed, he's still as ugly!

Anyway, that'll be Pizza Hut's profits on the up since your arrival back in the U.K.

 

Heh, look at that. Mention his name and he appears, *poof* it's like magic.

 

Lol cheers guys - I never missed Stevie one bit!

Speaking of Pizza Hut Stoo, I have to collect some folks from Troon harbour this Sunday evening if your around?

 

How did your french come on while you were there?

 

It came on remarkably well I thought - i'm by no means fluent now, but its amazing how quickly you pick things up on a day-to-day basis - even regional slang such as "adieu" became quite easy to identify and learn. Just a shame I couldn't have learnt more.

 

Lol @ the tags on this post - how did they get there?

 

Funnily enough I need to drop Stevie off at Troon harbour on sunday, with a pair of concrete shoes!

 

if i wasnt nite shift i would have made an apperance at troon harbour.many a fond memory from down there.that dont include stoo

 

Ahh it all makes sense - im due to pick up his bird shortly after Only joking Stevie, don't cry!

Let me know anyway Stoo. If not will you and Stevie-easy-bum be at the next meet?

 

well i wana go to next meet.txt stoo the other nite but him being gay said he didnt know

 

No bother - im sure we could persuade him to make an appearance. Tac and Gilligan will probably be going I assume.

 

Did you nail any french birds?

 

Nope. My Mrs came over to see me though, so I nailed her instead

On that topic though, I never knew the French birds were so stunning looking - all tanned and super slim

 

But with hairy pits and growlers

 

 

I never got a peak at any growlers but any pits I saw were minus any hair

 

Cool. They are maybe moving away from the 80's look

 

Certainly seems so - was a big surprise to me, I was like every day on the walk to work.