I got ran over
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I got ran over
I still cant stop laughing about this, sounds strange to be laughing but read on.
Went to the local pub last night to play pool and have a beer or two with the lads. I was there about 20 mins and was just finishing my first pint when I thought it would be a great idea to have a cig. Step out the front door on to the pavement and WHACK. I was lay on the floor thinking WTF when I saw that there was one of those mini monkey bike type things lay on its side and a lad getting up.
He was ok, so was his little monkey bike because of the box he had on the back for carrying pizza the bike was fine.
But and I shit you not, id been hit by a midget on a little midget monkey bike
He was in perfect proportion to the bike which couldnt of stood more than a couple of foot high, why he was riding on the pavement I dont know but how fucking random is that. A pizza delivery midget on a midget bike
Went to the local pub last night to play pool and have a beer or two with the lads. I was there about 20 mins and was just finishing my first pint when I thought it would be a great idea to have a cig. Step out the front door on to the pavement and WHACK. I was lay on the floor thinking WTF when I saw that there was one of those mini monkey bike type things lay on its side and a lad getting up.
He was ok, so was his little monkey bike because of the box he had on the back for carrying pizza the bike was fine.
But and I shit you not, id been hit by a midget on a little midget monkey bike
He was in perfect proportion to the bike which couldnt of stood more than a couple of foot high, why he was riding on the pavement I dont know but how fucking random is that. A pizza delivery midget on a midget bike
lol I can see how that would be funny!! 
But.... I hope you are ok because, pizza delivering midget on a monkey bike or not, he should not have been on the pavement and could have done you some serious damage!!
But.... I hope you are ok because, pizza delivering midget on a monkey bike or not, he should not have been on the pavement and could have done you some serious damage!!
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NICE 
haha.
once i got sent across the road to get the pizzas in for my local (i know!
) and was coming back with 4ish large pizzas and these chavs at the bus stop start. "give us a slice" etc etc, trying to get them off me being three sheets to the wind. anyways so i get into the pub and announce someone tried to rob all these and they're at the bus stop. so half the pub descend on the bus stop, about 15 highly drunk louts asking why there pizza was nearly robbed i've never seen people shit themselves as much they ran off to the next stop i think
haha. once i got sent across the road to get the pizzas in for my local (i know!
) and was coming back with 4ish large pizzas and these chavs at the bus stop start. "give us a slice" etc etc, trying to get them off me being three sheets to the wind. anyways so i get into the pub and announce someone tried to rob all these and they're at the bus stop. so half the pub descend on the bus stop, about 15 highly drunk louts asking why there pizza was nearly robbed i've never seen people shit themselves as much they ran off to the next stop i think
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Cant claim for a couple of bruises
Plus can you imagine the conversation with his insurance
Me; I was hit buy a midget dressed like Rossi on a midget bike delivering pizza.
Insurance company; hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Are you serious
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