I still cant stop laughing about this, sounds strange to be laughing but read on.

Went to the local pub last night to play pool and have a beer or two with the lads. I was there about 20 mins and was just finishing my first pint when I thought it would be a great idea to have a cig. Step out the front door on to the pavement and WHACK. I was lay on the floor thinking WTF when I saw that there was one of those mini monkey bike type things lay on its side and a lad getting up.

He was ok, so was his little monkey bike because of the box he had on the back for carrying pizza the bike was fine.

But and I shit you not, id been hit by a midget on a little midget monkey bike

He was in perfect proportion to the bike which couldnt of stood more than a couple of foot high, why he was riding on the pavement I dont know but how fucking random is that. A pizza delivery midget on a midget bike