Just got back from work where I went to pick up the loaner van while mine goes off to the body shop to be repaired (those who don't know, I caught the tale end of a nasty 5 car pile up and the front end of my van was smased in by the first car that was hit, which rolled back across the road into me)

First thing I notice when I turn it on to go home was the FUCKING ABS light on the dash!!!!!! Bastard van's got ABS If my van had had ABS then I would not have locked up and had to cadence brake it, and would have probably stopped a good 3-4 feet shorter than i did and would have avoided the whole thing and got off scot free (ie no damage)

Bastard Ford Bastard Autoglass for being tight with the early vans

Bastard everything

 

 

Bastard universe,bastard no more toffe crisps in my frdge

Life aint fair

 

bastards

 

 

Bastard cop shop being closed

 

True

 

bastard no drink in the fridge

 

Bastard!! No girl sat on my face!!

 

Bastard all of the above and having to get up for work tomorrow

 

Bastard that + Bastard no drink

 

Thrush, check the van, i take it went back to RGR in bedford to be fixed?

Fookin useless! Fixed one of the vans, nothing lined up, and they used a different colour paint

 

still not use to driving anything bigger than a 1.1 banjo boyyyyyy

 

Yeah okay mark Must be that and not the drunk driver out of his face that caused the accident

Till - nah it's not going RGR apparently - going somewhere else but not sure where lol... Should be leaving 2morrow via the RAC, so I'm told.... RGR are fecking useless tho

comtemplating keeping this loaner van instead, as it is a lot better (only a year younger than mine but has less than 5k on clock so turbo still works ) and it has ABS But I'd have to rip allthe racking out inside and refit with the racking from my van as the racking in this one won't let my tool box fit

 

Shouldnt you drive one of them old pickups with a wooden rear half full of straw and watermelons, and your pet pig in the passenger seat?

Sorry, mark jus reminded me of the Banjo/CottonEyeJoe jokes again

 

Steve - coooooooooont

 

ok matt see ya forgot how to take a joke for a minet there never mind

 

 

Mark - I would have taken it as a joke if I had found it funny.... But I didn't, to me it was just another stupid post..... Same old shit dragged on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on..... Thats when a joke looses it's appeal y'know? Girl pants

 

ok tony you swamp monster

cant seem to find ya on here tho

http://foxbox.tv/cramptwins/

 

 

bastard BUD for making ORIGINAL CZECH beer7.6%

 

wakey wakey

 

FPMSL

 

whos that sorry not up tp date with photos

 

You coooooooooooooooooooooont

I'll tell the story thank you very much! That was Central Day @ Santa Pod after a HEAVY night with the PF crew on a piss up I still blame Sunny for feeding me copious ammounts of Vodka I still have no recolection of getting to SP, just waking up about 12 in the back of Jims 4i