I'm currently writing an editorial to get in the paper because due to the success of my Slimming World Group i'm having to move to a bigger venue to accomodate the size of my class ( its gone from having 15 to 75-80 members in 1 session).

It needs a very catchy headline, to get people to read it and i'm stuck.

It needs my name in it ( Sarah ) OR something to do with Slimming/Slimmers

Answers on a postcard.....

Sarah

 

Sarah's Slimming Success
Sarah's Slimmers Success

 

Slimming world fattens up their venue

 

I did think along the lines of " Local Slimmers outgrow their venue" but its not punchy enough

Sarah

 

Yeah, same thought process as me then, a play on the fact that the club are getting bigger and the people getting smaller etc.

But I couldnt really think of anything punchy enough either

 

Slimming group sheds weight and venue?

 

Slimmers grow in size

???

or maybie without the formatting... lol

Slimmers Grow In Size

 

Maybe

Slimmers group grows in size


Would be a better way of putting that?

 

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should i be scared i got to the same conclusion as chip??

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back on topic, something about growing in size would probably get some notice

 

Sarah's slimmers getting biggger

 

Sarah's slimmers are expanding?

 

loosing weight but growing in size

 

thanks for the input, still undecided, there are a few good suggestions

Chip - theyve lost 55 stone in 9 weeks between them, so theyve definitely got slimmer,

God why is it so hard, there are millions of words to choose from

Sarah

 

Or maybe

"Salvation Slimmers expanding not shrinking"

( my current venue is Salvation Army )

 

'Trying to get slim, and we're full to the brim'. 'For us to get smaller, we need to get bigger'. 'Slimmers worried they are not big enough'.

Benni.

 

Maybe I should join

 

Go for it, might be a bit of a trek mind

 

There must be a lot of fattys round your way

 

i like that one

" Local slimmers get bigger so they can get smaller "

or does that sound wrong? lol

Sarah

 

with 24 million people in the UK overweight, its not surprising is it

 

Fat folk fill out venue

or

Overweight venue full up

or

Fat venue full to bursting

 

Crikey, thats a pretty shocking statistic, but at the same time, not surprising.

 

Its a very true statistic, we are aiming to have 1 class for every 5000 of the population, which reaches out to just 1% of the number of overweight people, when infact the actual percentage of overweight people is a lot higher.

Sarah

 

Whos ate all the pies ? Not Us!