An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation,
"I now pronounce you man and wife."

 

I knew it would have something to do with marriage

Steve.

 

I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's
been giving me lately!

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make love not war ........ hell do both get married

 

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding
night.She undresses and lies spread-eagled on the bed
"you know what I want?"she says seductively.

I do Says paddy The whole frigging bed by the looks of it.

 

Ha ha love the jokes.

 

The only difference between marriage and prison is
that at least prisoners do get to finish a sentence

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Marriage is the only war which you sleep with the enemy


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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all

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My wife ran off with my best friend and I really miss
him

 

Oh dear

 

I still miss my ex-wife....but my aim is getting better

 

 

Do you have anything to say that doesn't include your ex-wife/divorce!? I've never heard anyone as hung up on something as you!

 

Making jokes out of it is hardly being hung up on it "Ballin"

Good jokes Tony

 

 

chill ballin they are just jokes some one sent me, if you don't like them don't read them
Some pf member thought they were funny so sent them to me.I though I would share them with you.
I apologise that I know nothing about ford rs's or cosworths

If any topic or post personally offends you the correct procedure is to click the red triangle and report it to the moderator team

 

 

.......and she married you for your money Tony.....chin up pal!!!

 

roflol
Good job I have a sense of humour
Thats not true though lee she married me for love she divorced me for money
I was born a poor person I worked 24/7 for over 20 years, it was only the property boom where the money came from but that isn't real money as 08/09 shows I bought back a house that is now worth less than i paid for it lol

 

 

 

@ that last one

Did you get my Pm Tony ?

 

What do you do when you see your missus staggering around the back garden??....... Reload and fire again!!

 

was it the one about your mates 3 door where his strut brace wouldn't fit and you wanted some measurements














if thats the one then no I didnt't

 

 

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

 

some quality jokes in this thread... feel the love man

 

My mrs doesn't care what I do when im away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.

 

Tony's EX wife's car...



Benni.

 

roflol @ chip
benni thanks you pee taking git, still funny though
doubt there is one than says "was hers"

 

LOL at this whole thread

 

The kids?

 

Thanks for the advice Tony