White jokes??
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White jokes??
After reading AJ's racism post it got me thinking,
As a white fella I hear a fair amount of "black or paki" jokes, some (sadly) clearly ment to affend ,some are just funny. But dont ever hear any "White" jokes , so can if people have some lets hear them.
(Just like to state im no trying to affend, I am genuinely interested.)
As a white fella I hear a fair amount of "black or paki" jokes, some (sadly) clearly ment to affend ,some are just funny. But dont ever hear any "White" jokes , so can if people have some lets hear them.
(Just like to state im no trying to affend, I am genuinely interested.)
Last edited by Lo@der; Oct 23, 2008 at 04:08 PM.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
One, white men will screw anything
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!!
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!!
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How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
One, white men will screw anything
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
dam ! someone beat me to google
oh try eddie griffin on youtube
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BhLCio8-JD4
what about the irish jokes, jewish jokes, englishman, irishman, scotsman jokes. they're allwhite
it was in the paper last week (please dont quote me exactly) that muslim jokes are no longer alowed (again i cant remember where), cos they're "more sensitive" than other religions
the PC shite about nowdays is the comedy, not the jokes!
it was in the paper last week (please dont quote me exactly) that muslim jokes are no longer alowed (again i cant remember where), cos they're "more sensitive" than other religions
the PC shite about nowdays is the comedy, not the jokes!
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