How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.