Avoiding the piss take of my poor wrapping Guess what this is? And its oil tight!

 

Im not even going to comment!

 

A filipino's torso!!!!

 

nice....

Oi Luke, I'm assuming your either on here coz you fired it up, or you've had enough!

 

Had enough

my luck is shi out today!

Just had a call from the hire company the truck i booked has been semashed up

 

i didnt know they made oil resistant wicker furniture


o forgot i no what it is lol

 

You really do have some unresoved issues You at FF on Sun mate?

 

Yep, i'm there like swimwear mate, come find me in the afternoon

 

Is is a dead dog - Because if It is | want to be there when he unwraps it!!!

 

Will do bud

 

If it is, i will strip off and wear its skin like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs!


Aye Stevo, i'll be about pal!

 

Ooooooh the possibilities, I'm gonna pop onto the motorway to find some road kill to wrap up so our Neil's true to his word!

@ Luke

My cuz owns a towing company, want me to send one of his low flat beds over to pick it up?

 

 

PMSL!!!!!

 

 

It puts the lotion on the skin

 

He is busy this afternoon now, and may not respond. PM him. I txt'd him my offer of support.

Between us we must be able to help the mincebag out.


Blacky- Hahaha. That would be pushing it, even for me. But if we get the weather, i'd be happy to wear said banana hammock

 

You go Neil...





Well most of his car is made of carbon now, may as well pull it all appart and post them to Silverstone. It'll give us a nice jigsaw to do during the rainy periods...

 

My immense schlong and spacehopper sized gonads would make for one graphic sight, if i donned a Borat suit! haha

 

remember its a family show lol

 

 

 

Ya jealous???