Our delivery guy came to our place today, parked up in the entrance (which is around 30 wide). On the other side there is a van leaving around a 15ft wide gap to pass through.

Some snooty business woman comes round the corner and stops, after a moment she pull into the gap, put down her window and says "your blocking the entrance".

Now that is an odd thing to say when your sitting in that gap, with a few feet either side of you car and a clear exit??, my delivery guy says (in a pretent posh voice) "I do appologise but you could get a foooookin carnival through there".

I nearly wet myself as the woman realised what he said, her passenger sniggering and she booted it off red faced!!

 

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