I never knew you were an Author

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Illustrated-.../dp/1898998590



NOT WORK SAFE!!!

 

Fpmsl!

Edited to add: What does Maria know about this!?

 

an old un but a good un none the less!

where is the porkster anyways?! not posting much??

 

dunno.. wasn't at his desk earlier.

 

LOL, Classic.

 

Oh god you've all found out his secret!!


He told me on our first date that he had written a book, and told me to do an amzon search for his name.

He actually has this little black book in his kitchen, and when he showed me it i was very close to the front door.

Immediately quite a few things rang through my head...

1) Do i run?

2) Is he serious?

and

3) OH SHIT!

 

You might want to add a "not safe for work" to the subject!

 

When you found that link, were you looking for books by Lee Manning, or looking for books on anal sex, cause either way its pretty weird.

 

Least you know he's an expert and could teach you this black art without a trip to A&E!!

 

 

I dont know about a trip to E, but it would need a trip to A surely?

 

My bad!

 

Cool huh

Anyone remember the 'Fly Fishing' by J.R Hartley Yellow pages adverts???

Well I am sooo going to do those in a few years time!

Its a good read with VERY graphic piccys by the way so well worth a wan... sorry I mean read!

 

Very good, it should also be more of a brown art than black

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

LMAO

Legend

On a subject not purely related to anal sex, apologies for my timing last night, I will try and give you more warning next time

 

chip - thats quite worrying....