General Car Related Discussion. To discuss anything that is related to cars and automotive technology that doesnt naturally fit into another forum catagory.

F.A.O Porkie

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:02 PM
  #1  
Nick D's Avatar
Nick D
Thread Starter
Advanced PassionFord User
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,817
Likes: 0
From: Dubai
Default F.A.O Porkie

I never knew you were an Author

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Illustrated-.../dp/1898998590



NOT WORK SAFE!!!

Last edited by Nick D; Jun 11, 2008 at 02:27 PM. Reason: Got told off by CHIP!
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:03 PM
  #2  
Dan's Avatar
Dan
20K+ Super Poster.
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 22,888
Likes: 0
From: Local, when i'm home...
Default

Fpmsl!

Edited to add: What does Maria know about this!?
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:07 PM
  #3  
Lambchop's Avatar
Lambchop
PF Idiot Sniper
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 25,903
Likes: 7
From: Australia
Default

an old un but a good un none the less!

where is the porkster anyways?! not posting much??
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:12 PM
  #4  
Markb_s1's Avatar
Markb_s1
PassionFord Post Whore!!
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 4,621
Likes: 0
From: SE London
Default

dunno.. wasn't at his desk earlier.
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:12 PM
  #5  
Charlie Chalk's Avatar
Charlie Chalk
Unknown.
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 50,873
Likes: 1
From: ...
Default

LOL, Classic.
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:22 PM
  #6  
Maria.'s Avatar
Maria.
15K+ Super Poster!!
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 18,685
Likes: 1
From: All over the friggin place!!!
Default

Oh god you've all found out his secret!!


He told me on our first date that he had written a book, and told me to do an amzon search for his name.

He actually has this little black book in his kitchen, and when he showed me it i was very close to the front door.

Immediately quite a few things rang through my head...

1) Do i run?

2) Is he serious?

and

3) OH SHIT!
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:23 PM
  #7  
Chip's Avatar
Chip
*** Sierra RS Custard ***
iTrader: (3)
 
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 47,250
Likes: 22
Default

You might want to add a "not safe for work" to the subject!
Reply

Trending Topics

Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:24 PM
  #8  
Chip's Avatar
Chip
*** Sierra RS Custard ***
iTrader: (3)
 
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 47,250
Likes: 22
Default

When you found that link, were you looking for books by Lee Manning, or looking for books on anal sex, cause either way its pretty weird.
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:26 PM
  #9  
Nick D's Avatar
Nick D
Thread Starter
Advanced PassionFord User
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,817
Likes: 0
From: Dubai
Default

Least you know he's an expert and could teach you this black art without a trip to A&E!!
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:27 PM
  #10  
Maria.'s Avatar
Maria.
15K+ Super Poster!!
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 18,685
Likes: 1
From: All over the friggin place!!!
Default

Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:27 PM
  #11  
Chip's Avatar
Chip
*** Sierra RS Custard ***
iTrader: (3)
 
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 47,250
Likes: 22
Default

Originally Posted by dunlop2008
Least you know he's an expert and could teach you this black art without a trip to A&E!!
I dont know about a trip to E, but it would need a trip to A surely?
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:27 PM
  #12  
Nick D's Avatar
Nick D
Thread Starter
Advanced PassionFord User
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,817
Likes: 0
From: Dubai
Default

Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
You might want to add a "not safe for work" to the subject!
My bad!
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:28 PM
  #13  
Porkie's Avatar
Porkie
20K+ Super Poster.
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 21,512
Likes: 0
From: Essex... and Birmingham!
Default

Cool huh

Anyone remember the 'Fly Fishing' by J.R Hartley Yellow pages adverts???

Well I am sooo going to do those in a few years time!

Its a good read with VERY graphic piccys by the way so well worth a wan... sorry I mean read!
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:29 PM
  #14  
Nick D's Avatar
Nick D
Thread Starter
Advanced PassionFord User
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,817
Likes: 0
From: Dubai
Default

Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
I dont know about a trip to E, but it would need a trip to A surely?

Very good, it should also be more of a brown art than black
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:30 PM
  #15  
Maria.'s Avatar
Maria.
15K+ Super Poster!!
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 18,685
Likes: 1
From: All over the friggin place!!!
Default

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:31 PM
  #16  
Chip's Avatar
Chip
*** Sierra RS Custard ***
iTrader: (3)
 
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 47,250
Likes: 22
Default

Originally Posted by Porkie
Its a good read with VERY graphic piccys by the way so well worth a wan... sorry I mean read!
LMAO

Legend

On a subject not purely related to anal sex, apologies for my timing last night, I will try and give you more warning next time
Reply
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 02:33 PM
  #17  
Maria.'s Avatar
Maria.
15K+ Super Poster!!
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 18,685
Likes: 1
From: All over the friggin place!!!
Default

chip - thats quite worrying....
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Nick b
General Car Related Discussion.
7
Aug 3, 2004 07:32 AM
Porkie
General Car Related Discussion.
14
Jul 10, 2004 02:53 PM
Porkie
Pictures, video & Photoshop Forum
57
Jan 22, 2004 11:46 AM
Porkie
Alternate Car Brands (Non Ford)
0
Jan 19, 2004 01:58 PM
Anonymous
Restorations, Rebuilds & Projects.
15
Jan 13, 2004 10:06 PM




All times are GMT. The time now is 07:17 AM.