Oh god you've all found out his secret!!


He told me on our first date that he had written a book, and told me to do an amzon search for his name.

He actually has this little black book in his kitchen, and when he showed me it i was very close to the front door.

Immediately quite a few things rang through my head...

1) Do i run?

2) Is he serious?

and

3) OH SHIT!