How the fuck can I wank with this


Broken my metacarpals in 2 places Don't ask how as I can't remember

 

pulling your plonker abit hard was one!!!!

 

wanker!

 

glad to see the results of the crazy bitch getting a good slapping

 

You just wanted to be like me didnt u?! LOL!!

 

All i can see is a desk? what you on about?

 

I dread any kind of hand/wrist/arm injury due to fucking up my gym shedule. if i stopped now mid cycle i'd wither to about 2 stone PMSL

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAI3jfDN9o8

 

if i can find them i'll post up my "pink" fibreglass cast
and my blue one
and the yellow one

from when i broke my wrist and had the cast changed on and off for 12 weeks

and for those who don't know, the bones he's broke are the ones in the plam of your hand, broken 3 of them on one side a good few years ago and they hurt like fookers

make sure you get plenty of flexing with them as otherwise you get caclium build ups on the joints which lead to problems laer on

 

Got bored did we? bit of colouring in!

 

If thats for me, then NO! Its hospital issue camo!

 

was it the pulsar knock sensor

 

I wish Matt

 

Do you need a hand now????

 

I've txt my ex to see if she'll let me store my willy in her bum, to help with my wanking needs

 

Any time

 

PMSL

 

dont you have 2 hands? or is your cock that big you need 2 hands to hold it?

 

Left hand wanking is SHITE

 

better than no wanking.

 

I'll call on the ex

 

play the sympathy card and lay it on heavy. shes bound to let you shag her up the bum.
shouldnt this be in the muppet room?

 

nice lol same hand and bones i done.....whatever you do dont brake them 4 weeks later like ive done...again

 

Have a posh wank with the cast!

Will feel like its someones else, bit rough though.

 

What do you normally do when viewing internet scud then?

 

You peeeniiii!!!!!

 

Mike, we got that day booked soon to aint we,Im in cast for it

 

how did you actually do it then ??

i broke a bone in the back of my hand when i was 18, i got thrown down a flight of stairs by security at butlins and when i got up he had a cheesy grin on hes face, i punched him in the side of the head, he dropped and i broke a bone in the back of my hand, my 3rd finger is still twisted slightly and off line from that and when its cold i feel it in my hand like a bastard since then

ive also got no nuckles on my right hand too hence the bone in the back of my hand cracked

btw i got the SHITE kicked out of me by hes mates when i dropped him, but it wioed the smile from hes face when he got up !!

 

DICK!

 

Ta!

 

well ya bloody div! do you really have NO idea at all how ya did it?!

 

well I do, But its not wise to post it up

 

fucking muppet!

 

pm away!!

 

which one did you brake Rad? i broke my 5th

 

Cant remember now Rob..


Maria -

 

same cast i had but when i went back to the fracture clinic they cut it off and said not needed just need my fingers taped... fuckers i didnt even get it signed

though there is a fit bird that works in the fracture clinic

 

Blonde one?

 

yeh she is

 

I was half tempted to ask for her number