Working in the construction industry, there's always delays in getting info and details with everyone pointing the finger at someone else.

Phoned up a major contractor today to see why one of there people hadn't come to discuss a project and drawings today, and was ready for the old 'been really busy, backlog of work' etc etc...

But no, he's not busy at the moment i'd guess as he's sat in a cell after stabbing his wife

 

anything to get out of doing some work

 

jesus not what you expect to hear

 

Not really.

I was ready to get straight to the point, and tell him to get his arse in gear as the contract deadline is on a knife edge

 

SNP

 

but did she deserve it? LOL

 

I reckon she did

 

nice bloke!

 

do you recon he forgot valentines day???

 

I heard he got a her a new knife set for the kitchen

 

Self defence perhaps?

 

Of course she fucking did.

 

Bet she gets a Hammer for valentines day next year

 

thats what im thinking...

forgets valentines day, she goes oriental on his ass, so after a few dragon blocks and tiger kicks, not to mention the old vase over the head, she chucks him into the kitchen, where with all his last strength he picks up the carving knife and jabs her just as she is about to strike the final blow. she stops, briefly, to seewhat has happened and whinges "THATS IT!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THE ABUSE YOU HAVE GIVEN ME!!! IM CALLING THE COPS!!!"

 

What was her name, Monica?