Originally Posted by A J
Self defence perhaps?

thats what im thinking...
forgets valentines day, she goes oriental on his ass, so after a few dragon blocks and tiger kicks, not to mention the old vase over the head, she chucks him into the kitchen, where with all his last strength he picks up the carving knife and jabs her just as she is about to strike the final blow. she stops, briefly, to seewhat has happened and whinges "THATS IT!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THE ABUSE YOU HAVE GIVEN ME!!! IM CALLING THE COPS!!!"