You been yet Nick?

 

yes thank you, just got back

on my way, i went and 'slipped a sheep' whatever that means? never heard that expression down south, so the postie didn't get it either.

thanks for sending it anyway, i owe you a pint also, thanks for including your address on the back for 'revenge'

 

LMFAO

Sheep Slipper = Sheep Shagger

I was going to put a lable on it saying "anal lube"" but thought better of it

 

could have been worse - you could have put 'used anal lube'

 

FPMSL

 

Your not even in the Pro League Gracey.

 

If the woman who worked at the post office wasn't such a prude then I would be posting allsorts of obscenely addressed items

 

Thats why you will never reach the big league mate If she's that much of a prude, you should have put arse lube on the package and said. 'Here love try some of this might help you chill the fuck out abit'