my mate wants to know how to get revenge on someone in a nasty way but without it being illegal so i thought i'd ask you depraved lot for some ideas?

 

Shit in a jiffy bag and send them it.

 

Whats the other person done first

 

Drill a hole at the top of the fuel tank, screw in a spark plug, run a wire from the coil to the spark plug and your away....... ON A MORE SEROUS NOTE...... what kinda person is it you want to get revenge on and why?

 

smear dog shit under all the door handles

tried and tested

 

Bottle of weedkiller. Go and write CUNT on their front lawn in big letters. I did that once. It had the desired effect.

 

Put a fish in a blender, Then peel back the rubber seal on the window of his car and pour it down into the door!!! It'll fookin stink and it'll be the last place he'll look!

 

Don't post about animal cruelty on here.. the faggoty animal lovers will rip your head off

 

my mates friend was living with these 2 blokes and for some reason or another they wanted next months rent early which she gave em then they turned round and said they want her out just before xmas and basically threw her out. then she went round to get the rest of her stuff last night and there was 6 of em threatening her.

that really pissed me off because although i dont know her, i thought it was a fucking liberty 6 blokes against 1 woman. they're really hard men aint they. i offered to go round there but my mate said i'd only end up losing my temper.

anyway she wants to get some revenge on em for being a couple of pricks basically and cos they refusing to give her the rent money back

 

LMAO @ fish in a blender.

 

phone a sand company or manure company and get a couple of tons delivered

 

No need for a silly prank then.. just round up some guys get a few baseball bats and crack a few skulls open!

 

Brake fluid on paintwork works a treat or write "peadophile" on the house wall in big letters with a can of paint usualy has the desired affect

 

has to be legal guys

thought about the paedophile one myself

 

Ok so, Just make sure he's dead first by some humane way like chewin its fookin head off!!!

 

It definitly gets the nebours talking Expanding foam in deep in the exhaust? have had a few mechanics close to tears trying to ind out why the car cuts out after 5 seconds

 

i agree nick

 

Don't think anyone deserves to be called one of them scum low lives unless they actually are !! Could end up with vigilantes kicking in their doors!!

 

[quote="Cozzie Bhoy"]Don't think anyone deserves to be called one of them scum low lives unless they actually are !! Could end up with vigilantes kicking in their doors!![quote]

Thats the whole fooking idea

 

why not just do things properly and take the cunts to the small claims court? It's Illegal to turf people out without due notice and a good reason? Revenge sounds good but you will never go through with it, and you will be on the wrong side of the law. Hit them where it hurts the most, the pocket

 

a 9 iron with a good swing and clean contact should work
plus its not illegal if you dont get caught

 

 

True, And then when you get compo throw the fish in their door!!

 

And I know I said revenge is not a good idea, but a pint of old oil in the backbox works wonders ... Sits on the bottom, so dosn't blow out when the car starts, and dosn't smoke immediatly. A few miles down the road, the exhaust gets hot and the car smokes like a bastard, so matey goes to the garage and runs a huge bill up getting the engine overhauled as the rings seem to have gone

 

 

she needs to THINK,

sleep with there dads,, then let there mums know about it

break up there family home

or find another girl with herpes ( theres a few about, they just keep it quiet ive heard) and offer a 3 some for the dads,,,,

film it, send to the wifes with written proof of herpes,,,, he aint EVER sorting that one out

 

hahahaha good one ginge

 

credit card
ruin the properties credit rating
job done

there are a few other really good ways to well and truely fuck them up, but they are a bit devious and possibly a bit more than just a little illegal and would see you getting sent down if you were caught

 

yeah GREAT idea,,, get YOURSELF into debt AND fraud from another address

she would be better off in the long term shooting them

 

btw property credit rating dont mean FUCK ALL, its the names taht go against it not the fucking house

i got a loan i the flat i live now years ago when we first moved in,,, and squatters used to live here for 5 years running LOADS of scams

 

wait till they go out and glue all the locks up.. so they cant get back in,

then

when they re trying to get in the house, glue up the locks on the car, so they cant sleep in there either

 

what if they got remote cental locking ?

 

glue there remote up...

lol

 

or glue there eyes shut when there sleeping,,,,,, wont get caught as theres no whitnesses

 

set fire to the house with them in it......job done

 

turn the water stop cock off and fill it with a bucket of quickfill

 

if she still has keys to the house , go in when no one is there, dose all the food and drink in the house with laxatives, then steal all the toilet roll.

 

glue the key hole on flat and there cars. simple. how much money they gna end up paying, know wot i mean

 

Let a few pints of milk go proper sour, then pour the horrible smelly shit through the letterbox, it will run into or the carpet or go between the laminate floor, and leave a fucking awful odour for a good good while.

Order a skip to be delivered to the doorstep.

Pay a farmer an extra few quid to get a doorstep delivery of manure.

Write their phone numbers in the toilets of gay bars and motorway service stations.

Advertise their car in the Loot for a bargain price.

 

loads of random for sale ads in the local papers, add trader, etc that should really wind them up.