Take a shit on the door step, then set fire to it.

They are bound to stamp on something which is on fire.

 

go get some crickets from a pet shop and sove em through the letter box its a bute because as soon as you turn the lights off they make a noise and when you turn em on to find them they sut up light back off and the noise is back

 

just make sure you are waiting outside with basebal bats to put their flames out

 

Piss through the letterbox

Oh its a bird innit,
Tell her to piss through the letterbox and let me take pictures

 

thats a good one,most pet stores sell em too for lizards

 

i must have done it 10 times over the years not for revenge just pranks on mates

 

Advertise as a cheap fixed price taxi with their number!. 3x2 slabs for sale will deliver for free, everyone seems to want them. both tried and tested!

 

or locusts

 

Right this is what you do

Wait till there out for a few days atleast, get into the house somehow, maybe you have a key ?, grab the garden hose and soak all the carpets, then cover it in cress seeds you purchased earlier from homebase, just leave them to grow

Now I would be mega fucked off if someone done that to me

 

iv done that to a mates house works great allso concreated said friends feet into the bowl from the sink whilst he was asleep drunk

 

and sleep with the fishes!

 

 

If you have a key still. Go in when they are out. Scoop the butter out the tub and place a turd in there. Then put the butter back in on top of said turd.

They will be eating it on their toast for days before scraping through to your little present.

 

remove all the valves from there car tyres then once they have the tyres replaced selotape them to the car window, (assuming they get new tyres not new valves )

pick dogshit up with a plastic bag & wipe it under there car door handles

or worse keep phoning there boss pretending your the police saying your looking for them about a drugs enquiry

 

There are some sick, sick people on here....... im making a mental note of all these

 

What happens if its laminate?

Hehe - good idea thou!

Lots of great suggestions wouldnt wanna fall out with any of you lot thats for sure

 

when i was younger there was a old boy who was a proper cunt to us inocent kids

anyway one day when he went out we got a screwdriver and removed the door handle to hes house,, took out the square bar that opens the leaver to open the door and posted it through hes letter box

he had to get a locksmith to get him back in the house,,,, to find the bar he needed infront of him

guy was a prick though

 

some grim ones their, i await Rads horrible reply

so some cunts have took liberty of a bird? simple, make sure the revenge costs them their respect, put a few postors around their home place, ie pubs, bustops, don't say names just faces if you have a good pic of them

 

Small pin hole in the cold water feed to the property?

 

one of my mates got his ears & nose filled with silicone when he was minced & propper out of it & the dirty cunts who done it took him to hospital & just rolled him in ductaped to a wheelchair & fucked off

people still talk about that today & it was about 12 years ago

 

I know a guy who stapled/nailed another guys nutsack to a table over a Ł500 debt

 

Shit , use shit against them.. Whats worse than having to clear up shit and I mean alot of shit, human shit.. the smell, the feel.... the look.

Get it everywhere possible, and as much as possible. I've used shit against people before and never had any come backs


Seriously, Need a hand with ideas drop me a PM




LOL

 

im not surprised, having a terd thats been in the freezer for days would knock anybody out

 

if she HAS got a spare key......get hold of 20 or so jiffy bags, some 10gram digital scales, an eighth of cocaine, 50 pills, some smack and a few needles + syringes.....

may cost her 200 quid, but might put them all away

 

Fuck that, have a party

 

 

Oh and where can you get all that for 200 quid

8th - Ł120
50 E's - Ł100 minimum
Smack - dunno, blowie of a crack whore?
Scales - Ł30
Needles + stringes - free down the local scab house

 

 

you wanna move down here mate

8th 100 quid here
60 quid for 50 pills.....shit creams though but still 80 quid for love hearts!
i got some digi scales, 9 quid off ebay
fuck knows bout smack

 

bout the same for the devils dandruff
50 for Ł60 up here for pills so i hear
rob a junkie for smack
get ur mothers scales from the kitchen

 

 

focuschivvy Where abouts do you live, There London prices


So I've heard

 

forgot too add, them scales were to help my mother weighing her cooking flour and sugar

there only the prices ive 'heard' too

 

london no wonder

birmingham! tis super cheap

 

If someone did this to my sister or anyone else close to me I would put a firelighter block through the letterbox.

Benni.

 

You need to set light first, and tbh.. I dont think one would do much damage, Get a milk bottle, loads of rag, and some petrol...

 

They can do alot of damage, I know of a scrote who did it to his nans house because of a family dispute and there was pretty much nothing left of down stairs and up stairs was extremely smoke damaged.

Benni.

 

Also, a family friends house had to be practically rebuilt because someone posted a firework through there letterbox, I couldn't believe how much damage one firework could cause.

Benni.

 

Oh ok...



and yeah, fireworks are bad! but so good at the same time

 

Buy a pint of maggots from a fishing tackle shop and stick them through the letter box at night time, they will crawl off and hide and in a few days the guys will wonder where all the flies have come from

Mark