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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:02 AM
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Just come across this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw


Childish I know....
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 05:46 AM
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what a stupid question....... ..............of course its funny!!!!!!..........my kids love dads "big pumps"...........
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 06:56 AM
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the question should be who doesnt find farting funny.







the answer will be the girls
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 08:33 AM
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As immature as it sounds ... yes

Was in a meeting last week and there was deadly silence for a short while whilst we were all reading through some stuff (there was 6 of us in the room at the time) when my mate Mike let off the biggest, wettest fart ive ever heard...

....I just creased over laughing
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 08:38 AM
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I honestly cant believe 3 people have voted that its not funny.
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by JayKay
As immature as it sounds ... yes

Was in a meeting last week and there was deadly silence for a short while whilst we were all reading through some stuff (there was 6 of us in the room at the time) when my mate Mike let off the biggest, wettest fart ive ever heard...

....I just creased over laughing
Thats what i mean, how on earth could you not laugh at that.
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 08:55 AM
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 09:04 AM
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Funny as hell, My mate dropped his gutts in a lift in a hotel in ibiza, i was in the lift next to him (Having drunk lift races up and down) and could hear it from 1 floor up!
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by FastKA
Funny as hell, My mate dropped his gutts in a lift in a hotel in ibiza, i was in the lift next to him (Having drunk lift races up and down) and could hear it from 1 floor up!
Sounds like a good laugh that.
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 09:09 AM
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Love it................

FUnny as heel in the right place.

Used to let off massive pumps ( ) in the exams at school, 200 people in a nice quiet room for exams and BOOM, off the back of the chair...........
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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Even the word makes me laugh
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
..............of course its funny!!!!!!..........my kids love dads "big pumps"...........
Kids love it.
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 09:51 AM
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who's got some 'funny sayings' for when someone else farts?

i'll start with a few:

the classic "more tea vicar, or just a slice of cake"

"a bit more choke and that would have started"

"that works, now try your lights" - my favourite of the moment

"speak up caller, you're through"

"keep shouting sir, we'll find you"

more hilarity of this kind at http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaur...x.php%3Ffb%3D1
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 09:57 AM
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My 3 year old finds it extremely amusing and her outburts of "OOh poopy bum" and "daddy's farted.." have us all in hysterics
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 10:28 AM
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farting is funny as fuck


had the farts one night after a curry and several pints !the misses was most upset said if it carried on i would have to sleep outside i said toher ur the cunt who has a prob with it u sleep outside
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
who's got some 'funny sayings' for when someone else farts?

i'll start with a few:

the classic "more tea vicar, or just a slice of cake"

"a bit more choke and that would have started"

"that works, now try your lights" - my favourite of the moment

"speak up caller, you're through"

"keep shouting sir, we'll find you"

more hilarity of this kind at http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaur...x.php%3Ffb%3D1
or the one " who's shit" reply " urs if you want it there a bucket over there"
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 10:57 AM
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I think its propper funny, but then you realise actual particles of shit are going up your nose
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Komm88
I think its propper funny, but then you realise actual particles of shit are going up your nose
....i've stuck worse up my hooter............
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
Originally Posted by Komm88
I think its propper funny, but then you realise actual particles of shit are going up your nose
....i've stuck worse up my hooter............
Same
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 04:27 PM
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cannot believe 8 people have said no.

got to be the funniest thing when theres a load of people in a room and someone lets rip.
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
who's got some 'funny sayings' for when someone else farts?

i'll start with a few:

the classic "more tea vicar, or just a slice of cake"

"a bit more choke and that would have started"

"that works, now try your lights" - my favourite of the moment

"speak up caller, you're through"

"keep shouting sir, we'll find you"

more hilarity of this kind at http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaur...x.php%3Ffb%3D1


"get out and walk"
"you could wipe that and call it a shit"
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 04:40 PM
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Default Re: Anyone else find farting funny?

Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Just come across this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw


Childish I know....
This one makes me cry with laughter (and if not careful sometime maybe let a little one rip I'm that creased up!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT8Su44TXy8

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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 07:17 PM
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 07:55 PM
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what more can i say, farts are great
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 08:36 AM
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arse can't view that at work, they've blocked youtube

Does anyone else shout "burglars!" and then hide under the duvet and hold it down over their partners head? Or was that just my ex?
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