who's got some 'funny sayings' for when someone else farts?

i'll start with a few:

the classic "more tea vicar, or just a slice of cake"

"a bit more choke and that would have started"

"that works, now try your lights" - my favourite of the moment

"speak up caller, you're through"

"keep shouting sir, we'll find you"

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