Well. It's 4.32 ish in the morning and I've just had quite a stressful hour.

I was quite happily asleep in my bed. Then I heard a loud knock from the door. Weird. It's 3.30 am, why is there someone at my door. I open it to find a copper. Asks me if I'm me. It's 3.30 in the morning so I'm not sure if I am........ answer yes anyways, assuming my brain will catch up in a minute or two. Do you own a blue Toyota Mr2? Yes I say (brain was definately getting better by this point)

Then he said the words no-one ever wants to hear.........

"Your car has been broken into......"

Shit.......


I go get dressed, then the 2 police get some details from me. Serial number of my stereo etc etc.

I go down and I'm greeted with the worst sight in the world....







They'd smashed both the drivers window, the rear 1/4 glass, and pulled the windscreen seal out. Why the did that I'll never know, but thats smackhead junkie fuckers for you!

As you can see from the pics, they destroyed my little cup holder, which I was quite attached to.

They didn't actually get my stereo, as it's a well made Toyota, it's all bolted into the dash. They destroyed everything else around it right enough, but it's still there.

And I made the classic mistake. The face for my Sony Stereo..... Was in the glovebox. Stupid stupid stupid. Whats the point of having a face off stereo, if you keep the face in the car.... Thats a mistake I won't be making again. They also got all the CDs I had in the car, which isn't too bad as most were DIY jobs I made on the computer, but they got my Oasis 'Stop the Clocks' CD, which was a birthday present from my wife. Which was still in it's box. THAT annoyed me more for some reason....

The dash is destroyed around the centre console, air vents are in bits, the fascia panel itself is cracked. Luckily thats not difficult or expensive to replace. And thank god for the MR2 storage bin behind the drivers seat! As my Sat Nav was in there, but Mr Crackhead McFuck didn't think to look in there so it stayed. Thats now nice and safe in my Living room. All in, I'm gutted. But I could be alot more gutted.

I phoned up my insurance company, who were pretty damn brilliant. Direct Line. They can't get me glass until monday/tuesday as they don't carry it in stock for the MR2, so they offered to store my car in a secure warehouse for me until it's secure again. Magic.

I have to take it up at 8am, so i got some bin bags and trusty duct tape, and tried my best to keep the scottish weather out.




So, I'm not particularly happy. Could be alot worse though.

For some reason, the Toyota Alarm didn't make a peep.... So, as soon as it's fixed, full Cat 1 security will be going on.

So, if you're a Paisley resident, and someone offers you the face from a sony CDX-GT300S and an oasis CD, kick them in the balls, as hard as you can. Then phone me, as I will be right there to insert large metal objects in parts of them where it will be the most painful.



Thats the stereo, just inacse.

And remember, it could be you next, so make sure the face goes with you out the car. Cheers for reading.


Rab

(Unhappy MR2 owner)

 

sorry mate

 

I'm not too upset about the damage, I just feel weird that someone was in my car poking about.

And the CD annoys me. My wife got me it for my birthday. I hope the little smackhead cunt cuts his arm next time, and bleeds to fucking death. One less junkie cunt on the street works for me.

 

motherfuckers broke the cup holder

shit news mate, glad they didnt take the sat nav junkie cunts

 

just got back in from bonnie scottie with a Head unit wanna buy it?


ok bad joke, find out who it is and give a kick in the dick then rob the smack off em

 

Somehow I knew there'd be a scouser involved


I really loved that cup holder. Like a son

I really do hope they die!

 

i really hope they try and sell it back to you so you can kick em in the cunt

 

That would be fucking perfect. Might go down all the dodgy boozers and ask, anyone selling a car stereo?

 

sony if possible....

 

I'm also a bit of an Oasis fan.............................

 

At least your joking about it

Bastards

Steve.

 

Well mate, worse things have happened to people. I can fix all this, and the car will be good as new.

Still.... 5 minutes alone in a room with the junkie cunt would make me a very happy chappie

 

ur lucky fella........when a pack of cunts stole my stereo they took the rs turbo it lived in aswell...............

 

cnuts

makes my blood boil

easy fix though

 

Aye mate, reminds me how lucky I was.

 

...still i suppose ur gutted they didnt steal it....................could have got a "mans car" again......

 

Bastard

 

Sorry to hear this Rab, i had the same done to my cos a couple of years ago, FUCKERS!

 

Vigilantie justice. It's the future

 

Did the plod find any evidence ?
Sorry to hear this, but glad you are getting a decent alarm every little helps.
tabetha

 

No, they reckoned the getting a print off the dash was not possible, and they couldn't get one off the glass as he broke just about every window on the car.

Dunno what happened to my toyota alarm.... I thought jap kit was meant to be reliable

 

thats shit mate



Chin up!

 

just as you were selling it as well. fucking smackhead dirty bastards they must off been looking as where you car lives isnt on a road

 

shit news that mate, paisley has sure gone to the wall!!
was up there at new year with the inlaws car, had little england flags on the number plates witch some cunt fancied spraying.

kind of my own fault for not covering them up

the only good thing to come out of paisley (is me )

 

Dirty shit cunts

 

bunch of fucking wankers, but as said, could have been a lot worse.

You can get that security film stuff that goes inside the window, means the glass will shatter, but won't actually break through, could be worth investing in some of that?

Rich

 

Bad luck Rab



As John Travolta said though, the only way to deal with this when you get another stereo and an alarm is to take the face off......

 

When my missus still lived in paisley before she moved to the side of scotland with soap , she will kill me now ,lol , i used to sleep with one eye open when my cossie was parked outside , some proper knobheads were always hanging about having a good look and could hear cars slowing down as they pass etc etc , thats why i took my wee escort van most of the time as nobody bothered that ,lol

But gotta admit , i think we all fookin do the same with the face of the stereo tho ,either in glovebox or door pocket under general shite ,lol

 

WANKERS

 

Paisley is a shithole

And I live in a nice bit Still 5 minutes from Beiruit. In ANY direction


GARETH_T

That just about sums it up mate

 

i think most have been there, i have twice, proper fucks you off, more so the damage they cause, cunts

 

Miserable cunts causing so much grief to you and not even gettign anything worthwhile out of it for themselves

 

Bastards

 

Not nice to happen Sorry to hear that!

If you weren't Scottish I'd sort your windows out for you, but you are, so I I won't

 

i had similer fucknuggets doing that sort of shit to the 3 door when they tried to pinch it
first it was the indicator they pulled out
then it was the door lock
then they broke the window
then they broke the ignition cowling
and then they broke the barrel
still couldn't get it started as there was alarm on the fucker but it didn't go off

change where you park the car at least, get it under some shelter or borrow a garage, it's the most tempting sight with bin liners over thw windows, and make sure the tape you've used to hold them on doesn't mark the paintwork either

one more thing, hope you catch the fooker/s

 

Shit news mate, good the car's still there though...

If you have a face off stereo, always park with the glovebox open

It just shows that it's not worth trying...

 

Well, the car is now safely tucked up at Autoglass. They've offered to keep the car there for me free of charge until the new glass arrives. Nice of them!

Thrush, cheers mate!


So, whos for a vigilante hit squad? ROLL CALL

 

Wankers, ive been lucky so far, but still.
The "leave your glovebox open thing is a wise idea

Make sure you wear a condom