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Old Sep 23, 2004 | 10:55 PM
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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.








Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.






Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.


Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.






Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and
because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.







So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
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Old Sep 23, 2004 | 10:57 PM
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No Shit!
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Old Sep 23, 2004 | 11:01 PM
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thats some confusing schit lol
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Old Sep 23, 2004 | 11:02 PM
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No schit sherlock
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Old Sep 23, 2004 | 11:05 PM
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gud schit!
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Old Sep 23, 2004 | 11:09 PM
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That is very good deffo 10/10
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Old Sep 24, 2004 | 08:08 AM
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lol- we had a fax through like this at work about 3 months ago!!!
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Old Sep 24, 2004 | 08:18 AM
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Total class
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Old Sep 24, 2004 | 08:18 AM
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How old

Funny flash cartoon, click me

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Old Sep 24, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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class
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Old Sep 24, 2004 | 09:21 AM
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Old Sep 24, 2004 | 09:27 AM
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PMSLOL
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Old Sep 24, 2004 | 09:37 AM
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been stuck on the toilet wall at work for the last 4 years, still funny though
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