Something that REALLY fucking grips my shit.. Specially basic hygiene Like cleaning you're teeth, washing you're hands.. Why do people think they can get away with it and have breath like fucking runny dog shit or BO worse then I ever smelt ever! What must there undersides smell like



Some people have major issues to not want to keep clean and it fucking bugs shit outta me


Dirty fuckers

 

I remember you talking about wrapping shit up in cling film, putting it in the freezer then shafting a bird with it

How ironic

 

do you recall the shitting at work?

DIRTY BASTARD

 

Thats different, thats some kinda of dodgy scat sex fitish

And anyway, I havent done that

 

Dont you start Alex, Thats different too

 

being manky and being a dirty perv are differnt things

 

i hate people who dont wash their hands MANKY

think of the coonts making your food in takeaways

 

Thank you! At least if I did space dock ( the shit in the clingfilm thingy) Id have clean teeth

 

you really are a bunch of dirty coonts at least try to hide it

 

The cleaner at work was like this, he used to come in twice a week and soon as i walked in i could smell the bo and knew it was him before i even saw him. Felt like buying him a can of lynx. No excuse for it really ,its sick

 

yeah it gets me too theres a few ppl at work and i don't work with them that often but when i get asked who were working with today and i say "dog shit breath " they know lol it really gets to me when ppl don't brush there teeth or shower

 

pmsl

 

I bet about 80% of blokes don't wash their hands when they go to the toilet, that really does my head in. It's rank. Dirty cunts.

Also, I can't tell you how many blokes, when they use the toilet at work, manage to piss all round the rim and even on the floor. For suck sake, there is a hole there which is about a foot in diameter, is it really that hard to piss IN it??

Regarding the smell/BO thing, our local Maplin is a hive for dirty cunts that obviously don't realise the purpose of deodorant. It is minging.

 

One of my biggest pet hates

I never miss, having a prince albert I sit when ever I can unless I can use a urinal

 

We had a temp engineer working for us who was shocking, he absolutely STANK of BO, to the point that none of the women in the office would deal with him. He'd wear the same shirt weeks on end (food stains & god knows what else down the front) His company van was an absolute disgrace, he had really bad hayfever and would sneeze all over the steering wheel, making it sticky, half eaten food would be all over the place. He used to go home and pick his dog up and drive round with it all day, so dog hairs were everywhere. No one would go near the van when he wasn't in 'cos it smelt so bad and the other engineers would refuse to go with him on jobs if it meant sharing a van with him. He once spent three days working in Scotland sleeping in his van (without changing his clothes or washing once) even though he had money for a hotel, just so he could keep the cash. The final straw came when his van was being unloaded one night, and there was a bottle full of piss in the back and a few porn mags in the glovebox alongside some very dubious looking used tissue

He was binned soon after.

 

dirty finger nails gets me

you start work at 7am.you just look at there hands and think.

you grubby bastard you never had a bath or shower last night

 

i thought i was the only one

 

hope im not being rude, but since when did not pissing straight become a symptom of depression

maybe you meant something else? but i read that to be quite funny, i must have a sick sense of humour or something

 

the offender goes to his mates toilet takes aim and thinks..

imm FED UP maybe pissing on the carpet will CHEER ME UP

take bad aim and fire ..

 

Wait till your stuck on a ship with someone like that.

I once sailed with a polish fella that was GREY it had been that long since he had a shower. I couldn't talk to him on watch due to his breath making me feel sick, and he wore the same overalls for 4 months, every day, every watch....

I went through 2 sets of overalls per 4 hour watch as it was a very very hot engine room, and the ship was fucked, but he didn't change his in 4 months.

We used to leave him brand new ones outside his cabin, and eventually the steward would put them back in the store as they'd been there for days.

The captain wouldn't go into his cabin for rounds, as the smell was overpowering, even when he had his door shut.

Even the memory of that man makes me feel sick, and I can't even remember his real name, but I do remember what we called him..

Egor.... As he was manky, weird looking, and had a massive hump on his back

 

Rab dont lie, you luv being done by sweaty polish sailors

 

You're not right mate

 

And you are ?

if im not right and your not right what does that make Rad ??????????????

Anyway, it doesnt take much to stay clean. I always keep a packet of babywipes in the car just in case I need to freshen up, or clean my trainers

 

Had one fella in at work one night high as a kite , licking hs own piss up off the floor lookin at me shouting "i'm the man"

Some proper manky coonts out there

 

now THAT sounds like Rad

 

hence why i put that last part of my previous post

 

just got out the shower thanks..............and i've brushed me teeth.........good lad............nice clean bot to go to work with.......

 

sounds like a driver we had here, the van was a tip, he was a tip, his bird was a tip, when he left we had to leave the windows open on the van for a whole weekend just to get rid of the smell, and even then, it still lingered after a few doses of glade

we've got another one at the moment who isn't going to last much longer, he seems to coat every surface in the van with bacon fat, trying to adjust the seat the other day left my hand feeling as if i'd gone through a bacon sandwich

 

Dont get me started on this shit....

I ahve a mate who thinks im the strange one for washing my hands after every piss. He dont even wash his hands after shitting...His excuse is that he cleaned his cock and arse in the shower so it cant be dirty.

Another thing he does is adjust/scratch his cock on skin, i mean i and most blokes need to fiddle but i do it so i have trousers and my pants inbetween my fingers and dick, that grubby fuck just sticks his hands straight down his pants and fiddles and scratches away without any regard for fuck all....Dirty COOOOOOONT...

But then i wil say i was once with a girl who had bad breath every now and again, and it was due to a problem with her nose and flem, she had sprays, pills and allsorts. She used to be devestated when i told her she stank...... But she couldnt do anything about it.....

 

IMO, if people want to be dirty cunts thats up to them, but when it concerns me, it's just wrong. Call me obsessive, but I usually try and go out of the toilets just as someone is going in so I don't have to touch the handle after I have washed my hands.

I hope every one of these dirty cunts gets a bacterial infection at some point in their lives because in my opinion there is just no excuse.

 

to this thread

my mate ian was working away on a bedroom refit abroad and was stopping in a hotel with one of his work mates.
the bloke went for a 30mins shower every morning making getting ready for work difficult, but near the end of the shower there was always a banging
so he walked in one day to hear the bloke heeving....... dirty bastard was taking a shit the banging was him poking it down the hole

true story too

 

What really gets me is when you go in a cubicle for a piss and the dirty bastard who has been in there before hand hasnt bothered to even lift the seat up and has pissed allover it, makes me feel sick there is no excuse for it it takes a second to lift it up ffs

 

what a load of bollocks, what about the people around them who have to put up with their rottern smell & habbits, they end up getting depressed not being able to breathe!
we have a few stinkys at work, 1 stinks of BO & he deals with customers face to face, we have 1 who seems to have a slight shitty odour about him, 1 who dosn't normally smell to bad but a bit musty but has the dirtiest hands & gammy fingure nails, the other 1 will wear the same clothes all week, the socks get dirtier ever day & the smell gets worse, he smells like rotting meat he's made me heave a couple of times
Dirty fuckers need some abuse, they tell me i'm out of order,,, my reply is their the ones who are out of order expecting people to put up with their fowl habbits!