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my mate ian was working away on a bedroom refit abroad and was stopping in a hotel with one of his work mates.
the bloke went for a 30mins shower every morning making getting ready for work difficult, but near the end of the shower there was always a banging
so he walked in one day to hear the bloke heeving....... dirty bastard was taking a shit the banging was him poking it down the hole

true story too