List em here

 

Mike,

What is a Saysings?????????????

 

Ooh-Aaar

Oi be zeventy three and oi be from Zumerzet.

 

Whats saysing lad?

 

Pint of Zider

ive got a brand new combine harvester

worzel gummage

 

" if you can tell how many PAAASTIES I have in this basket you can have both of them "

Dave.

 

Just wokked it out "sayings"

Somerset people use the term "gert" meaning big or large........As in "look at the gert bumpers on that Nova".

 

ooh arr I am Gay

 

i could murder a pasty,

 

"I can't read and I can't write, but I can drive a tractor"

"See those two cars over there? Mine's the one in the middle"

"Who's coat is this hanging up on the floor"

Alright, Joosters from plymouth, but get past bristol and they're all inbred and Norfolk.....

 

I have the unfortunate pleasure of going there about twice a week.

Hear far too many people calling commoners/chavs "plebs" and thats just the gayest word ever.

And "Ger orf moi land" of course.

Gayest county ever

 

pasties have absolutely nothing to do with somerset...

 

Yes they do, i bought a Ginsters one from a paper shop in Bruton last week

 

Teddy ogies (sp) is Cornish isn't it? Theres some dumb yocals on here today lol

 

Some common farmer type sayings from Devon (and I should think into Somerset);

'Grockals' = Tourists
'Dreckly' = Be/going there shortly (as in directly)
'Drash on' = Carry on/continue with haste

 

somerset is 2 counties away from that saying

 

"Electricity? What be that, then?"

 

pasties are not from somerset

but zider and tratters (tractors) are

 

lmfao