20 White men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan....


Now we call it Formula 1

 

 

 

ROFL

 

Same joke did the rounds a few years ago, instead of F1 it was the PGA Tour though

 

 

 

 

yes mate! that brilliant!

 

Brian

 

fucking funny that lee between ur standup and ur short clip making do u get time to work

 

I sit at my desk for 11 hours everyday.... and only move once or twice to go to the toilet....

So yes... I find the time to squeeze in a bit of comedy on here in between grafting

Here is a thing I saw yesterday... it might not be funny to you, but if you work in my Industry its fooking hilarious!!!!

A Few Good men

Broker: "You want answers?"
Compliance: "I think we are entitled to them!"
Broker: "You want answers?!"
Compliance: "I want the truth!"
Broker: "You can't handle the truth!!!"
Broker (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue.
And that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going to find it? You , Mr. Trader? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You scoff at the Brokers and you curse our lucrative incentives. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the cost of business results are excessive, it drives revenue. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, Drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at staff meetings .. you want me on that call. You NEED me on that call! We use words like upgrades, another round of drinks, top-shelf, medium-rare, on-the-rocks, cabernet, Cohiba and foursome. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent negotiating something. You use them as a punch line! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a phone and broke. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"
Compliance: "Did you expense the lap dancers?"
Broker: "I did the job I was hired to do."
Compliance: "Did you expense the lap dancers?!"
Broker: "You're goddamn right I did!!!!!

 

LOL LOL

 

Do you often get lapdancers?

 

 

I only understood the bit Stu quoted too

 

 

Old Tiger Woods joke!