A young teacher asks her class of 8yr old what their dads do at the weekends

Little Jack pipes up, "my dad's a dancer in a gay bar miss and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his ar$e and cum in his mouth"

Horrified, the teacher pulls him to one side.

"is that true?" she asks

"no miss, the truth is, he goes to watch Spurs play, but I was too embarrassed to say that!"





Fucking cheek!

 

So short of jokes that you have to rip off other ones?

I know a joke - Henry staying at Arsenal!

 

Did Franco get a bit upset about me posting the Arsenal joke?

 

it in response to this one fuckweed!...........

https://passionford.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=271667

I was merely highlighting the fact, His joke sucks harder than your mum!

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^
See above fella

 

 

Franco you coooooooontttttttttt lol

 

Arsenal fans take things so personaly.

 

oh why am i not suprised!!


The mere mention of ARSE, and up pops Dan like a teens first boner!!

 

Do we fuck!



























Cunt!

 

 

Jase your a Cunt, im a spurs fan

 

JESUS H CHRIST - I live fucking closer to WHL than you do!

 

oh well lol

 

There's only one Arsene Wenger,

Only one Arsene Wenger,

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,

Wenger is a f*cking peadophile.

 

You seen his missus, If mine looked like that i'd be fooking tempted!

Still better looking than that GIMP you've got, now leave me in peace or i'll stand outside Defoe's house with a baseball bat & fuck your next season up...........AGAIN!

 

Martin Jol,in a recent poll he was voted in the top 3 of the premiership managers you wouldnt want to have a fight with.
Think Sam Allardyce won.

 

Both Pussies!

I reckon Stuey would go mental & batter both of them.................

Shame he doesnt count anymore!