A young teacher asks her class of 8yr old what their dads do at the weekends

Little Jack pipes up, "my dad's a dancer in a gay bar miss and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his ar$e and cum in his mouth"

Horrified, the teacher pulls him to one side.

"is that true?" she asks

"no miss, the truth is, he goes to watch Spurs play, but I was too embarrassed to say that!"





Fucking cheek!