some cunt, namely pee vee on here thinks he is a much better/faster driver than me...

now, i have NEVER stuck a car on its roof, let alone a mk6 escort on new years eve 2004... that he was supposedly doing 50mph round a bend that you can easily do at a good 70+...

and may i add, i have never crashed there!

well, heres the pics to prove just how much of a cunt he really is....

ps, it lookes like the cunt took a trip off road, hit the verge and then the car went tits up















whos the cunt now fuck face?

 

bit of filler and paint, it'll be good as new

 

dont look too bad from here

 

looks ok.....

 

the cunt only bruised his little finger nail too, should have broke the cunts neck i reckon

 

where did that happen?

 

oooh.. still you!

 

it happened in colerne...

a mild right hander, that some complete cunt totally fucked up

racing line my arse!

 

thats a bit harsh dan,been on the lambrini

 

fook me how many times is the word cunt on this thread

 

I know lol

I thought Dave was back for a minute then

 

Was thinking the exact same thing...

 

My thoughts as well

You got the arse Dan ?????????????

Steve.

 

Maybe ff COULD DO A FEATURE ON BODY FILLER ?
tabetha

 

PHIL..im glad you didnt do it to tracey's old saff.

 

why so many cunts?

LOL

cos PEE VEE is THE biggest CUNT ever!



he thought he was funny last night on msn... well, i think i pissed on his bonfire

 

He might be jealous of your driving skills (didn't you stack the old Sierra, and blow up your mates R32 Skyline), but he isn't going to be jealous of your spelling!

Journalist, and you spell jealous with no "a" and two "l"s!

Why so many cunts? I'd guess because you're unoriginal and are copying Dave as said a thousand times.

 

ive smaked up the drift shitter trying to learn to drift in a Ł300 car... part of the point...

the skyline was fucked already, but the fucker neglected to tell me that before handing me the keys to let me cain it round combe... anyhow, did you twat your mr2 cos your the perfect driver, just cant see fucking great lamp posts

on microsfot word there is this wonderful thing called a spell checker, so why the fuck do i need perfect spelling all the time?
also as a journalist, im not a fucking secratery, so i dont need to type fast and spell right

plus i was pissed lol, again

and becuse i say cunt a lot, that means im trying to copy dave is it?

im pretty sure i said cunt a fair bit befrore i even knew who dave was....

so suck on my hairy balls

 

Nope. Terrible post.

Trying to be billy big bollocks by making out posting about a rivalry between you and some other talentless muppet. Shocking.

 

Rich, its called taking the piss...

i know you dont have a sense of humour, and if my post really annoys you that much,

why did you look at it, or even waste your time bothering to reply....

i would say keep your nose out, but your chin gets there first

 

Lame again. What did you think people were going to reply?

"oooh, yes Dan, you must be so much the better driver because you have pictures of some other goon's crashed car".

So much the better driver that Lee would let pretty much anyone drive any of his cars............ except you!

Now THAT'S talent!

 

pon hit a lampost?

PICS PICS PICS

 

so i didnt drive the reyland 3dr from our lock up to combe last saturday then??

or was that my better looking twin?

have one of these

 

What was that - a few miles?

Even a man of your superior talent couldn't manage to crash the car in that distance........... although personally I wouldn't have taken the risk!

By the way, Dave says to stop copying his style, as it doesn't suit your pikey image!

Jim - shut it. You drive a Sierra into a wall I seem to remember.... and you weren't even trying!

 

about 10 miles lol, still its further than you have driven it

tell dave he can suck my balls too

and wheres the pics of your V bonnet mr2?

 

What's a v bonnet? I simply dented the front bumper.

As for your "who's driven lee's car further" gay competition, if and whn I did drive the Sierra, it would be purely as a sign of generosity from a mate, and not running an errand like some lackey!

Milk and two sugars - chop chop!

 

so why did martin not drive it?

3 of us went to get it...

V bonnet = the shape left by a lamp post after one would drive into it

 

Never got that far. Just front bumper smashed.

I haven't got the faintest idea why Martin wouldn't drive it. Would have seemed the far less risky option to me!

 

*sigh*

bore off pon, you have totally ruined my piss take thread!

oh, and just for you...

 

thats just mean dan
such old fecking pictures just so u could call phil a cunt
i bet u took ages digging up them pics aswell

 

this is turning in a "lee loves me more than you" type argument, stop it children :crY:

 

no jim, its just that PON is almost a big a cunt as vickers! (pee vee)

chris, it took me all of about 2 mins to find em lol

 

Ruined it?

Trust me mate, it didn't need my help! Was hardly a rip-roaring success now was it?

You're just an easy target mate - can't help myself!

 

oh the lame ass shit you post when pissed eh...

well, i thought it was funny, and so did some others...

just not you

anyway, wheres those pics of the mr2?

 

Floating about on here somewhere.......

 

go fish then

 

Dan I must admit your are coming across as a bit of a ballbag! Says it all for Fast Ford really doesnt it.

 

what oyu mean by that?

so cos i work for a car mag i cant take the piss out of one of my mates?

sorry, i do appologise for having a life outside work...

 

It seems like you have a life outside work, your never off this fookin thing...

You can take the piss out of your mates, but there is a way to do it, and the way your doing it makes people like me (ie people who dont know you) think to themselves, this guy is a real sack!

Just friendly advice

 

as i said in a previous post, the joys of posting under the influence