anyone had the pleasure of having to do the above?

 

more than once, yes.

More hassle than its worth at times. But as a Store Manager sometimes you have to, as teh police are too busy............

 

Kind of.....

I was parked up in my van in town one day when i saw a hoodied up lowlife running towards me clutching a bag and being hotly pursued by a young bobby on foot,just as mr lowlife reached my van(running at full tilt)i "Accidently" opened the drivers door into his path.........Oops..

Mr hoodie hit the door with a rather impressive thud that made the whole street look around and he hit the floor like a sack of shit,groaning and writhing around in agony......

As officer Gotcha arrived on the scene to apprehend afforementioned lowlife,i started the van,gave mr freshfaced young bobby a big smile and a "have a nice day" and scarpered as quick as i could...

I got back to work with a very battered looking van and proceeded to explain what had happened to a rather pissed off looking boss,who then fell about laughing,called me a cunt for wrecking his van and walked off into the office chuckling to himself,leaving me off with it scott free.....

 

what about the bloke who got done for kiddnapping recently, not sure if he got off, fekin can't do right these days

 

That might not have made sense, he carried out a citizens arrest and they tried to do him for kidnap