Kind of.....

I was parked up in my van in town one day when i saw a hoodied up lowlife running towards me clutching a bag and being hotly pursued by a young bobby on foot,just as mr lowlife reached my van(running at full tilt)i "Accidently" opened the drivers door into his path.........Oops..

Mr hoodie hit the door with a rather impressive thud that made the whole street look around and he hit the floor like a sack of shit,groaning and writhing around in agony......

As officer Gotcha arrived on the scene to apprehend afforementioned lowlife,i started the van,gave mr freshfaced young bobby a big smile and a "have a nice day" and scarpered as quick as i could...

I got back to work with a very battered looking van and proceeded to explain what had happened to a rather pissed off looking boss,who then fell about laughing,called me a cunt for wrecking his van and walked off into the office chuckling to himself,leaving me off with it scott free.....