Swimming shorts have been banned at holiday parks around the pool in France and Spain - traditional speedo style have to be worn?

Z

 

guess we wont be going to france spain then

 

no way !?!

no chance of me going away there this year then

 

cause i for one cant fucking stand seeing flurescent green and pink bermuda shorts on geeky skinny men not even mentioning there legs look like 1 laces hanging down


i wanna know why do women have to wear tops,,,,, in this day and age if men can go with no top on why cant a bird ?

 

Fortunately we go to Tenerife to the inlaws place so can where whatever we want. Or what ever we don;t want but I won't scar you all with that mental image

 

Surely speedos are worse on the eye, think of the overhang on the more portly of gentlemen

Is in the brochures apparently - I thought my colleague was on a wind up when she told me, god knows the reasoning behind it

Z

 

It's to sort out the real men from the boys!

 

This has always been the case in France especially, although I was under the impresison that they were getting more relaxed these days, not more strict?

 

maybe its so fat people dont visit the resort for fear of being seen


actually its prob more down to not wanting drunken yobs and rather have old farts at the swingers hotels

 

WTF I wear what I want when I want, and if you don't like it I'll take my money and spend it somewhere else,

I never would go to france anyway its full of snail eating garlic breathed tossers

As for spain what is this a wind up?


Luciano

 

you look like a speedo man anyway charlie ( runs and hides behind the sofa)

 

i really really really dont want to imagine Ginge in Speedos and its just WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie NOOOOOOOOOOOOO dont kill him

 

mate i dont even wear fucking shorts,,,,, yes that also means i dont wear underwear !!!

im a jeans person only !

 

 

you must have met him too then,,,,, hes not someone who ill be nicking chips off his plate unless i feel the need for a soup diet

 

It's not a country wide thing

Some hotels and resorts have that rule. Just like a restaurant may have a dress code and as said it's to keep away the 'yob' types AFAIK.

I'm a fat cunt so there is no way I'm putting on a pair of speedos. I'd look fooking ridiculous

 

Lol never did like the meat n two veg look it has to be bordies as my mate who has just spent 11 years in oz calls them, burmuda's to the rest of us but not illuminus colours


Luciano

 

OK I'll let it slip just this once


Luciano

 

but look sexy in leathers on a bike im sure

 

Damn right. Here I am on a ride out.....

 

Holy shit!!!

Bet his bike goes like a 125!

 

Christ, I best buy a gerkin, two tomatos and some cress for when I go on holiday then.

 

That's exactly it and as someone else said, has been going on for over 10 years. Theory is groups of "yobs" won't bother going as they only have shorts or will only wear shorts. Is a clever tactic and fine IMO for family based areas.

 

im more worried about him crashing into me,,,, would take a hiab to remove his carcus from my bonnet

that POOR bike,,,, bet you can HEAR the bike creak when he gets on it

if he fell off at speed wonder if it would affect the spin of the earth

and the WORST THING,,,, hes poor family are gonna have to carry his dead body on there shoulders,,,,, thats gotta be a breach of health and saftey for the paul bearers

 

ps: ive just given my custard slice to my missus after seeing that piccy,,,,, may have to stick him on my fridge for inspiration

 

 

they call speedo's , budgie smugglers over here

 

pmsl