im more worried about him crashing into me,,,, would take a hiab to remove his carcus from my bonnet

that POOR bike,,,, bet you can HEAR the bike creak when he gets on it

if he fell off at speed wonder if it would affect the spin of the earth

and the WORST THING,,,, hes poor family are gonna have to carry his dead body on there shoulders,,,,, thats gotta be a breach of health and saftey for the paul bearers