you need:

a heart to love her

a diamond to marry her

a club to smash her fucking face in for yakking too much

and a spade to bury the bitch

 

 

quality

 

Too true.

 

excellent that made me laugh

 

If only it was that easy to get rid of them too

 

 

We could say exactly the same about blokes

 

Cossie Helen when i got sent it by email, it was about blokes

but i don't think it''s the same.

you don't need a heart to love a bloke - just suck his cock and to him it's love

and you don't need a diamond to marry a bloke - just stop sucking his cock and it'll be like being married

ps

i've been more than 10 years with the same woman without being married and i would call it love

 

lol, very funny