Revenge lol
Where we live is at an end house then a newsagent next to us on its own, so in front of this newsagent there is loads of parking space behind our fiesta you could park about 3 class one hgv’s with trailers behind us.
Out our front a builder leaves his fooking tipper van outside our house when he finishes work, fair enough if he lived in the area but he doesn’t, and as he has road tax I cant do anything about it.
But today we had our revenge
One of the builders pulls up in his car (normally two cars left all day until van comes back) and the fooker parks his vauxpile right up the arse end of our fiesta so you cant load anything in the boot when there was shed loads of room behind us
But his tax disc expired
The vehicle details for M969 PBV are:
Date of Liability 01 11 2005
Date of First Registration 02 08 1994
Year of Manufacture 1994
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1686CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Heavy Oil
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour RED
The ironic thing is that if he hadn’t parked like he did we wouldn’t have noticed his tax disc was out of date and we wouldn’t have phoned the DVLA and reported the coont
Out our front a builder leaves his fooking tipper van outside our house when he finishes work, fair enough if he lived in the area but he doesn’t, and as he has road tax I cant do anything about it.
But today we had our revenge
One of the builders pulls up in his car (normally two cars left all day until van comes back) and the fooker parks his vauxpile right up the arse end of our fiesta so you cant load anything in the boot when there was shed loads of room behind us
But his tax disc expired
The vehicle details for M969 PBV are:
Date of Liability 01 11 2005
Date of First Registration 02 08 1994
Year of Manufacture 1994
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1686CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Heavy Oil
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour RED
The ironic thing is that if he hadn’t parked like he did we wouldn’t have noticed his tax disc was out of date and we wouldn’t have phoned the DVLA and reported the coont
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spot on mate
if he's been out of tax for teh best part of a year then it's not just the tax he's deffinitly avoiding, what if it's got no mot? or insurance? if he were to hit someone then what?
he'd be offski quicker than a tarts undergarters i bet you
if you are going to break the law, there are 2 things you have to abid by, don't get caught
be prepered to do your time if you get it
if he's been out of tax for teh best part of a year then it's not just the tax he's deffinitly avoiding, what if it's got no mot? or insurance? if he were to hit someone then what?
he'd be offski quicker than a tarts undergarters i bet you
if you are going to break the law, there are 2 things you have to abid by, don't get caught
be prepered to do your time if you get it
Originally Posted by dojj
spot on mate
if he's been out of tax for the best part of a year then it's not just the tax he's deffinitly avoiding, what if it's got no mot? or insurance? if he were to hit someone then what?
he'd be offski quicker than a tarts undergarters i bet you
if you are going to break the law, there are 2 things you have to abid by, don't get caught
be prepered to do your time if you get it
if he's been out of tax for the best part of a year then it's not just the tax he's deffinitly avoiding, what if it's got no mot? or insurance? if he were to hit someone then what?
he'd be offski quicker than a tarts undergarters i bet you
if you are going to break the law, there are 2 things you have to abid by, don't get caught
be prepered to do your time if you get it
so let me get this straight,
there are 2 cars that the builders drive
they park them outside your gaff during the day while they are doing their tipper lorry business
when they get back, they park the lorry where ther cars are and the fook off for the night
?
if you have the balls to do it, unbolt their PTO
there will be a trail of oil from your front door mind
is there any time that you can park you motor there then?
or can you not just ask them not to park their big fook off tipper truck outside your house?
or, do like most of us have said in the past (no, not kill their kids and tell them "thats what you get for possibly fucking with me") and buy a snotter of a car with a eyars ticket and park it up where they normally do so they can't?
there are 2 cars that the builders drive
they park them outside your gaff during the day while they are doing their tipper lorry business
when they get back, they park the lorry where ther cars are and the fook off for the night
?
if you have the balls to do it, unbolt their PTO
there will be a trail of oil from your front door mind
is there any time that you can park you motor there then?
or can you not just ask them not to park their big fook off tipper truck outside your house?
or, do like most of us have said in the past (no, not kill their kids and tell them "thats what you get for possibly fucking with me") and buy a snotter of a car with a eyars ticket and park it up where they normally do so they can't?
Originally Posted by ballin
Originally Posted by Mr Shannon
I'd of got the cunt clamped... then painted nonce up the side of it 


Originally Posted by dojj
so let me get this straight,
there are 2 cars that the builders drive
they park them outside your gaff during the day while they are doing their tipper lorry business
when they get back, they park the lorry where ther cars are and the fook off for the night
?
if you have the balls to do it, unbolt their PTO
there will be a trail of oil from your front door mind
is there any time that you can park you motor there then?
or can you not just ask them not to park their big fook off tipper truck outside your house?
or, do like most of us have said in the past (no, not kill their kids and tell them "thats what you get for possibly fucking with me") and buy a snotter of a car with a eyars ticket and park it up where they normally do so they can't?
there are 2 cars that the builders drive
they park them outside your gaff during the day while they are doing their tipper lorry business
when they get back, they park the lorry where ther cars are and the fook off for the night
?
if you have the balls to do it, unbolt their PTO
there will be a trail of oil from your front door mind
is there any time that you can park you motor there then?
or can you not just ask them not to park their big fook off tipper truck outside your house?
or, do like most of us have said in the past (no, not kill their kids and tell them "thats what you get for possibly fucking with me") and buy a snotter of a car with a eyars ticket and park it up where they normally do so they can't?
Think there are 3 in total that drive this van, and the wife manages to park up most time's but it pisses me off the fact they dont even live near us and have no consideration for the people that do live on my road
Luckly I manage to park my car ok as we have a secure drive round the back of our house, just sadly not big enough for two cars
Originally Posted by Mr Shannon
Originally Posted by ballin
Originally Posted by Mr Shannon
I'd of got the cunt clamped... then painted nonce up the side of it 



will have to try that
Let the tyres down on a regular basis, they'll soon find somewhere else to park.
Where I used to live I got people parking across my driveway every week. If they were small enough I would stick a trolley jack under the back and move it down the road somewhere, was never too bothered what I jacked it up on
If they wern't moveable like a big 4x4 once, I smeared graphite grease over all the windows. He never parked there again
I remember once an ex g/f couldn't get her car in the drive, she wouldn't try to fit it through the tiny gap, I was pissed as I had been in the pub so I said lets have a go, jumped in her car and proceeded to force it through the gap, (she only had a Maestro so didn't give a shit!) nudging the cars out the way. Just at that point a copper walks past and sees me playing bumper cars, says words to the effect of "that'll teach 'em" and wanders off.
Where I used to live I got people parking across my driveway every week. If they were small enough I would stick a trolley jack under the back and move it down the road somewhere, was never too bothered what I jacked it up on
If they wern't moveable like a big 4x4 once, I smeared graphite grease over all the windows. He never parked there again
I remember once an ex g/f couldn't get her car in the drive, she wouldn't try to fit it through the tiny gap, I was pissed as I had been in the pub so I said lets have a go, jumped in her car and proceeded to force it through the gap, (she only had a Maestro so didn't give a shit!) nudging the cars out the way. Just at that point a copper walks past and sees me playing bumper cars, says words to the effect of "that'll teach 'em" and wanders off.
Originally Posted by S1
Let the tyres down on a regular basis, they'll soon find somewhere else to park.
Where I used to live I got people parking across my driveway every week. If they were small enough I would stick a trolley jack under the back and move it down the road somewhere, was never too bothered what I jacked it up on
If they wern't moveable like a big 4x4 once, I smeared graphite grease over all the windows. He never parked there again
I remember once an ex g/f couldn't get her car in the drive, she wouldn't try to fit it through the tiny gap, I was pissed as I had been in the pub so I said lets have a go, jumped in her car and proceeded to force it through the gap, (she only had a Maestro so didn't give a shit!) nudging the cars out the way. Just at that point a copper walks past and sees me playing bumper cars, says words to the effect of "that'll teach 'em" and wanders off.
Where I used to live I got people parking across my driveway every week. If they were small enough I would stick a trolley jack under the back and move it down the road somewhere, was never too bothered what I jacked it up on
If they wern't moveable like a big 4x4 once, I smeared graphite grease over all the windows. He never parked there again
I remember once an ex g/f couldn't get her car in the drive, she wouldn't try to fit it through the tiny gap, I was pissed as I had been in the pub so I said lets have a go, jumped in her car and proceeded to force it through the gap, (she only had a Maestro so didn't give a shit!) nudging the cars out the way. Just at that point a copper walks past and sees me playing bumper cars, says words to the effect of "that'll teach 'em" and wanders off.
or slacken all the wheel nuts so the cunts get round the corner and die.
you might be in the shit tho if plod find out it was you, so wear a ninja mask and talk with a ninjitsu accent
ha, derrrry gwood type of thing
you might be in the shit tho if plod find out it was you, so wear a ninja mask and talk with a ninjitsu accent
ha, derrrry gwood type of thing
There are actually laws against parking commercial vehicles on residential streets, which is why you see a lot of trucks parked up in bus stops, industrial estates and lay bys at night.
Many do it until they cant get away with it anymore and move on somewhere else.
Get them reported, i'd go ape if I had to put up with them parked outside my house.
Many do it until they cant get away with it anymore and move on somewhere else.
Get them reported, i'd go ape if I had to put up with them parked outside my house.
Originally Posted by Clare
There are actually laws against parking commercial vehicles on residential streets, which is why you see a lot of trucks parked up in bus stops, industrial estates and lay bys at night.
Many do it until they cant get away with it anymore and move on somewhere else.
Get them reported, i'd go ape if I had to put up with them parked outside my house.
Many do it until they cant get away with it anymore and move on somewhere else.
Get them reported, i'd go ape if I had to put up with them parked outside my house.
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