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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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Where we live is at an end house then a newsagent next to us on its own, so in front of this newsagent there is loads of parking space behind our fiesta you could park about 3 class one hgv’s with trailers behind us.

Out our front a builder leaves his fooking tipper van outside our house when he finishes work, fair enough if he lived in the area but he doesn’t, and as he has road tax I cant do anything about it.

But today we had our revenge

One of the builders pulls up in his car (normally two cars left all day until van comes back) and the fooker parks his vauxpile right up the arse end of our fiesta so you cant load anything in the boot when there was shed loads of room behind us

But his tax disc expired

The vehicle details for M969 PBV are:

Date of Liability 01 11 2005
Date of First Registration 02 08 1994
Year of Manufacture 1994
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1686CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Heavy Oil
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour RED


The ironic thing is that if he hadn’t parked like he did we wouldn’t have noticed his tax disc was out of date and we wouldn’t have phoned the DVLA and reported the coont
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:51 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:54 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:54 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:54 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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Yep and proud of it as I have to pay my road tax so he should aswell
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:56 PM
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good lad, now do it over and the council will come and get it asap if the windys are put through
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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dont blame ya still only gets him an £80 quid fine bet he still does again tho
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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Nobody likes a snitch
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:58 PM
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good lad, now do it over and the council will come and get it asap if the windys are put through
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:59 PM
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spot on mate
if he's been out of tax for teh best part of a year then it's not just the tax he's deffinitly avoiding, what if it's got no mot? or insurance? if he were to hit someone then what?
he'd be offski quicker than a tarts undergarters i bet you

if you are going to break the law, there are 2 things you have to abid by, don't get caught
be prepered to do your time if you get it
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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I'd of got the cunt clamped... then painted nonce up the side of it
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Shannon
I'd of got the cunt clamped... then painted nonce up the side of it
PMSL
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Shannon
I'd of got the cunt clamped... then painted nonce up the side of it
you wouldn't though, would you
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 02:09 PM
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spot on mate
if he's been out of tax for the best part of a year then it's not just the tax he's deffinitly avoiding, what if it's got no mot? or insurance? if he were to hit someone then what?
he'd be offski quicker than a tarts undergarters i bet you

if you are going to break the law, there are 2 things you have to abid by, don't get caught
be prepered to do your time if you get it
Thats what Im thinking, if its been out for that long he probably doesnt have insurance
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 02:17 PM
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so let me get this straight,
there are 2 cars that the builders drive
they park them outside your gaff during the day while they are doing their tipper lorry business
when they get back, they park the lorry where ther cars are and the fook off for the night
?
if you have the balls to do it, unbolt their PTO
there will be a trail of oil from your front door mind

is there any time that you can park you motor there then?
or can you not just ask them not to park their big fook off tipper truck outside your house?
or, do like most of us have said in the past (no, not kill their kids and tell them "thats what you get for possibly fucking with me") and buy a snotter of a car with a eyars ticket and park it up where they normally do so they can't?
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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I'd of got the cunt clamped... then painted nonce up the side of it
you wouldn't though, would you
No I'd give the local chav a cig to do it for me
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
so let me get this straight,
there are 2 cars that the builders drive
they park them outside your gaff during the day while they are doing their tipper lorry business
when they get back, they park the lorry where ther cars are and the fook off for the night
?
if you have the balls to do it, unbolt their PTO
there will be a trail of oil from your front door mind

is there any time that you can park you motor there then?
or can you not just ask them not to park their big fook off tipper truck outside your house?
or, do like most of us have said in the past (no, not kill their kids and tell them "thats what you get for possibly fucking with me") and buy a snotter of a car with a eyars ticket and park it up where they normally do so they can't?
I have asked one of them and he parks further back now, but Im at work when they park up in the morning and in the everning

Think there are 3 in total that drive this van, and the wife manages to park up most time's but it pisses me off the fact they dont even live near us and have no consideration for the people that do live on my road

Luckly I manage to park my car ok as we have a secure drive round the back of our house, just sadly not big enough for two cars
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 03:18 PM
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I'd of got the cunt clamped... then painted nonce up the side of it
you wouldn't though, would you
No I'd give the local chav a cig to do it for me
will have to try that
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 03:24 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 04:06 PM
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Let the tyres down on a regular basis, they'll soon find somewhere else to park.

Where I used to live I got people parking across my driveway every week. If they were small enough I would stick a trolley jack under the back and move it down the road somewhere, was never too bothered what I jacked it up on If they wern't moveable like a big 4x4 once, I smeared graphite grease over all the windows. He never parked there again

I remember once an ex g/f couldn't get her car in the drive, she wouldn't try to fit it through the tiny gap, I was pissed as I had been in the pub so I said lets have a go, jumped in her car and proceeded to force it through the gap, (she only had a Maestro so didn't give a shit!) nudging the cars out the way. Just at that point a copper walks past and sees me playing bumper cars, says words to the effect of "that'll teach 'em" and wanders off.
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by S1
Let the tyres down on a regular basis, they'll soon find somewhere else to park.

Where I used to live I got people parking across my driveway every week. If they were small enough I would stick a trolley jack under the back and move it down the road somewhere, was never too bothered what I jacked it up on If they wern't moveable like a big 4x4 once, I smeared graphite grease over all the windows. He never parked there again

I remember once an ex g/f couldn't get her car in the drive, she wouldn't try to fit it through the tiny gap, I was pissed as I had been in the pub so I said lets have a go, jumped in her car and proceeded to force it through the gap, (she only had a Maestro so didn't give a shit!) nudging the cars out the way. Just at that point a copper walks past and sees me playing bumper cars, says words to the effect of "that'll teach 'em" and wanders off.
Will have to get some grease for them then
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 04:32 PM
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i would of just told them to fook off,park there again....
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write on their windscreens "please do not park here" with a candle

alternativly, scratch "cunt" into all the glass with a bit of pointy glass scratching thing
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 10:11 PM
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or slacken all the wheel nuts so the cunts get round the corner and die.


you might be in the shit tho if plod find out it was you, so wear a ninja mask and talk with a ninjitsu accent

ha, derrrry gwood type of thing
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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 07:56 AM
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Like the last two would get me in a bit of trouble sadly
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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 08:05 AM
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See here https://passionford.com/forum/viewto...asc&highlight= need advice on this
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There are actually laws against parking commercial vehicles on residential streets, which is why you see a lot of trucks parked up in bus stops, industrial estates and lay bys at night.

Many do it until they cant get away with it anymore and move on somewhere else.

Get them reported, i'd go ape if I had to put up with them parked outside my house.
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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Clare
There are actually laws against parking commercial vehicles on residential streets, which is why you see a lot of trucks parked up in bus stops, industrial estates and lay bys at night.

Many do it until they cant get away with it anymore and move on somewhere else.

Get them reported, i'd go ape if I had to put up with them parked outside my house.
Will look into these laws about the tipper truck thing
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