Originally Posted by S1

Let the tyres down on a regular basis, they'll soon find somewhere else to park.

Where I used to live I got people parking across my driveway every week. If they were small enough I would stick a trolley jack under the back and move it down the road somewhere, was never too bothered what I jacked it up on If they wern't moveable like a big 4x4 once, I smeared graphite grease over all the windows. He never parked there again

I remember once an ex g/f couldn't get her car in the drive, she wouldn't try to fit it through the tiny gap, I was pissed as I had been in the pub so I said lets have a go, jumped in her car and proceeded to force it through the gap, (she only had a Maestro so didn't give a shit!) nudging the cars out the way. Just at that point a copper walks past and sees me playing bumper cars, says words to the effect of "that'll teach 'em" and wanders off.