Was in the messroom at work today, chatting with a driver about the E30 project, as he likes his old skool cars and this numpty leans over and says

"my mate used to have a 4x4 cosworth, had 600bhp and would spin all 4 wheels in 4th gear on a dry road"

To which he got the reply of:

"fuck off, i'm having a private conversation"


always one aint there who has a mate who has a 600bhp car -the cock

 

 

i for one would love to see a 600bhp cos spin the wheels in 4th on a dry road surely it would have grip at that point ??

 

I knew a guy with a husqavarna super moto bike that would wheelspin on dry roads at 90 when you gunned it ?

I actually did though

 

always mate!but normally its a skyline they own.
tried to find you at trax,understand you had a tiny tech hitch?hope its sorted.ive heard a rumour you may sell it? thats a sod if you do cos i didnt get to have a look round it.

 

Nill - the rumour was true, issues with the brakes, but they are now sorted.

and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night

and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox

 

its funny how they always have a mate

 

oh thats a shame,have to find it with the next owner then.
as for spinning the wheels the only way he could is if he lost the back end and hit the dirt while still trying to accelorate.

 

ah but if you say i'd love to see it, it becomes a mate of a mate whos has a mate which knows his mates second cousin ...................

 

I am said chap... and you'll be more than welcome to look around it!

Just waiting on a decision on a loan.. if that all works out, it'll be mine, all mine! MUHAHAHAAAA!

 

sounds familiar, but my boss

when i told him i was buying a saff, he asked why? as they are too old nowadays

he then went on to explain about his old cosworth, which he traded in against his h-plate transit (which he still owns ).

when i showed him a picture of one, he said thats not a real one, as it had a sunroof, and real sierra cosworths dont have sunroofs

also when discussing TVR's one day he suggested that they are now unreliable, cos they have been bought out by a russian and the old ones were much more reliable.

one day he borrowed his 'friends' one and drove it into work (before i started here, of course) and i bet you cant guess what model it was..................................thats right









a speed 12!!!

 

 

Didn't he have one of those 500BHP RS500's??

 

So how comes you're selling Gracie?

The amount of blood, sweat and tears that's gone into it - i'd have thought you'd have at least done a year with it?

 

why thank you very much.mental little car, i thnk its cracking.i like things that are different.

 

There is always one bell end isnt there. I just like trying to catch them out

 

I start my train driver training in december, and i'll be on a basic wage of 18665 a year untill i complete the training - and I don't want any loans or other outgoings coming out of my bank, so the E30 has to go, to clear 2 loans and that way, I will be able to save my money easier

 

Simple and to the point

 

I'm gonna cry my fuckin eyes out tomorrow Gracie if he turns up with his mate's car that actually does it!

Your so gonna get a 007!

 

Dan - quite possibly, but it was obvious he was talking out of the crack of his arse when i asked him what year the car was - he said it was a 1984 model

 

 

I thought that was great as well

Steve.

 

ha you gotta love the homework he did! what a twat.

 

All RS500's came with 500 horse power.

 

I had a husky and can safely say this is true

 

and there i was picturing a dog tearing through the snow at 90 mph while you were giving it "MUSH MUSH!!!!!!!"

 

People like that make me wonder if he's actually got a mate lol

 

Thats not true Paul.........

My mate the Diva had a 375BHP white saph that use to spin its wheels in 7th in the dry & it was only a Stage 1 car

Sorry Diva

 

how do you get into being a train driver gracie? been thinking about a change in career for a while now.

bryan

 

FPMSL

 

I'll never forget the arse in Halfords that told me his Focus had been chipped and cammed to over 400bhp


What a goon

 

I know a guy like that, the funniest thing was the he too has a mate with a "600bhp escos thats got nitrous and will do 200mph and outrun the cozzers and the helicopter and the cozzers couldnt do anything about it cos he told them he was at home all the time"

He got the nickname 2 shits off some of the guys I used to work with on shopfloor........... 2 shits cos if you'd had one he'd had 2

 

If the opportunity comes for a good put-down, I jump in with both feet , as they are so easy to absolutely tear to shreds .

I would have even gone to the point of stopping my conversation and quizzing him about the car mentioned, before listing every single one of the facts of why he is so full of shit .

 

 

Aye they were spining all four paws.

 

 

his mate must have been peter wheeler of tvr then, cause they only ever made 1 for the road and thats now in bits round the back of the tvr factory what a cock

 

i do get asked on a regular basis if i have my saff "chipped to the max with a strait through"