A boy is holding a 2p coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going
blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coin
and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her
seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then
ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 2p coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce lawyer".

 

 

Not bad i suppose

 

Lame...

 

 

I expect better from you, Chippy

 

Load of shit Chip, you can do better mate

 

agreed.
ive seen better from u mate!

but still worth a read