humour us today please

 

Rene, you're so :gayflag:

 

I love Ian, he is the funniest man alive and i want ot bare his children

 

Unfortunately I cannot be humourous today without running the risk of being sued for libel. I am currently being tied to my chair to refrain me from typing further thoughts on my current engine predicament!

My girlfriend is however modelling the very latest fashion in conrods as earrings - I knew they'd be useful for something! Piston is currently a good door stop. Block as a coffee table anyone?

 

I have a melted piston paperweight on my desk at work!!Someone in another design department has a proper Cosworth forged item with some hefty valve cutouts on their desk! no idea who it is though!!! It weighs about 1/8 of my mahle though!

 

Unfortunately the weight of my broken parts would send my desk crashing down through the floor!

 

TIFFFFFFFFFFF i bet it was you BASTID!

 

i've got a set of pistons and a complete set of really bent valves sitting in the garage. want to do something with them, but don't know what.

 

Ian i bet the missus has big ears by now!!!

you could us the block as a flowerpot as well

 

 

Thank f*ck she hasn't got her f@ngita pierced..... her spaniels ears would hit the floor!

Now why didnt I think of that?? Unfortunately one of the "pots" would leak

 

Are things getting better now it's at SCS?

Really sorry to hear about your problems. Hope it all turns out good. There seems to be TOO much bad service out there these days in the tuning industry.

Good Luck and chin up!

 

get some ducktape and a piston and tape it up

 

I am hearing the right words from Harvey in terms of power figures achievable reliably. Bearing in mind though that the first time I met Harvey was 3 weeks ago when I arrived with my car on a trailer so do not know him that well. His record speaks for itself though and he always calls back if he's not there when I ring.

I am feeling enthusiastic again now after the few weeks of uncertainty after the "event"! Missed all the major summer shows though!!

 

Do you mean the block or my missus's gash? (bearing in mind I haven't seen it for 4 weeks since breaking the news of another 5 figure bill!!)

 

ROFLOL was going at the block

 

Mal from up north Ian.Sorry to read about your engine predicament.When did this sad happening take place.

 

Ian;
can't really say your engine is in good hands,cos there ain't much remaining!(what a mess,seen it a couple of weeks ago)
Iam sure Harv will sort it out for ya!top bloke
we travel alot of miles for his engines...Justin