15 things to do in Tesco's when bored
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15 things to do in Tesco's when bored
15 Things To Do In Tesco, if bored......
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolley
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code
10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!
Might do No. 10 when the missus drags me there later
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolley
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code
10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!
Might do No. 10 when the missus drags me there later
definitely gota try 14 and 8 when i go away later this week!!How funny that would that be!!!all the carrot cruncher talky sounding people and a essex nutter!!!! 
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Originally Posted by dojj
no 1 seems the best option so far
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Re: 15 things to do in Tesco's when bored
Originally Posted by Oranoco
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
Now THAT is seriously funny!!!!
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Originally Posted by filthyrichie
i always prefer to ask for powdered water, the sort you take camping so you dont have to carry the weight , tell them you add water to rehydrate it 
Originally Posted by filthyrichie
i always prefer to ask for powdered water, the sort you take camping so you dont have to carry the weight , tell them you add water to rehydrate it
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No 1 I used to do all the time, makes shopping a little more fun and you can add to it by defacing the bar code so if they do go ahead & buy them the cashier will then have to ring the bell and get a colleague to go & get another packet so they can scan it
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done no1, not with condoms but i done it with KY to a old couple once, and i dont think they even noticed when the woman scanned it though but she gave them a funny look as they must of been in there 80's
another thing i tried once, was i asked this matey what these choco bars were like to which he said hes never had the,, so i cracked it open, and ate 1, then i asked for a discount as the pack was open he was trying to be as polite as possable but basicly asking if i was some sort of c*nt
try filming stuff on ya mobile as you go past the security gaurd, if there anything like the twats over here they get heated and tell ya to stop filming, more so when you start to film them
another thing i tried once, was i asked this matey what these choco bars were like to which he said hes never had the,, so i cracked it open, and ate 1, then i asked for a discount as the pack was open
he was trying to be as polite as possable but basicly asking if i was some sort of c*nt try filming stuff on ya mobile as you go past the security gaurd, if there anything like the twats over here they get heated and tell ya to stop filming, more so when you start to film them
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