just got in from pyscotherapy misus goes you,ll never guess what

err go on!

a copper has walked straight through the house into the back garden to tell me thiers burglars in the area to fookin rite im glad i was out and not blazeing upstairs id of had a heart attack

good mind to complain the cheeky coonts

 

exactly what i thought mate

 

pmsl on hot days huskies hybernate wet dreams

fookin front door open but as ya do on a hot day isnt as if the front doors on the road we have a good size drive with iron gates and a padlock music on misus cutting back lawn, i supose they were tryin to be cute proveing if im here now in your house a burglar could be, i know a dude that worked on security with me at pcw was a jobsworth he thought he was being cute for takeing a laptop home then returning it in the morning to show how lax security was he got sacked same with the law doesnt give em the rite to trespass does it i beleive thats called a warent

 

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yeah your rite lads but i aint used to seeing coppers givin advice

im easily startled due to accident and have a large bat fookin glad i wernt in

 

i know mate fook me the doors bolted from now on to keep em out