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This morning my mum rings and asks if I want to go shopping. I said yeah, need some bits but just got out of bed, give me 45 mins. She says cool, see you then. Puts the stereo in the kitchen on, loud enough so I can hear it while in the shower, and in I get.
After 5 minutes, doorbell goes. Told mum 45 minutes, she's got her own key so she can let herself in. Another 2 minutes, doorbell goes again. FFS mother, let yourself in !!! Another 2 minutes, doorbvell goes again. I've got out the shower, absolutely fuming and wringing wet stomps to the front door and opens it
to find the Jehovah's Witnesses standing there
and there's me, starkers and dripping wet !!! 'WHAT !!!' I shouted and they just stood there, not knowing where to look (there was one woman who seemed to know exactly where to look 
) They said they heard the music, bgut sorry to have disturbed me and went !!
I shut the front door and absolutely rolled up laughing for about 5 minutes straight..........
After 5 minutes, doorbell goes. Told mum 45 minutes, she's got her own key so she can let herself in. Another 2 minutes, doorbell goes again. FFS mother, let yourself in !!! Another 2 minutes, doorbvell goes again. I've got out the shower, absolutely fuming and wringing wet stomps to the front door and opens it
to find the Jehovah's Witnesses standing there
and there's me, starkers and dripping wet !!! 'WHAT !!!' I shouted and they just stood there, not knowing where to look (there was one woman who seemed to know exactly where to look ) They said they heard the music, bgut sorry to have disturbed me and went !!I shut the front door and absolutely rolled up laughing for about 5 minutes straight..........
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Originally Posted by St3V3_C
But more worrying is you being nekid in front of mummy... 
Incest, a game the whole family can play!
Incest, a game the whole family can play!
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Originally Posted by St3V3_C
But more worrying is you being nekid in front of mummy...
Incest, a game the whole family can play!
Incest, a game the whole family can play!
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M&D have got keys to my place as a) I lock myself out but b) now the better weathers here I'm always out the back with the music on, don't hear the doorbell or the phones 
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Fucking Jovies 
Got a kingdom hall end of our road andthey always start with us. Gonna put a sign in the window saying 'Yes, we've found Jesus.....He's here, but doesn't want to talk to you'
Got a kingdom hall end of our road andthey always start with us. Gonna put a sign in the window saying 'Yes, we've found Jesus.....He's here, but doesn't want to talk to you'
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